How to kick at a slightly higher angle

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by shoshaincoma

by shoshaincoma

Okay first. You gotta just. You gotta pet your cat, go do the dishes. Give your grandma a hug, if she's dead dig her up. Do the laundry, sacrifice your uncle Larry to the Doug dimmadome, put mustard on your burger instead of ketchup. Do a ritualistic dance with your neighborhood stray dog, then OH THEN. You have to put the milk before the cereal [this may be hard for most of you. But you can do it] then. THEN you gotta build a time machine, go back in time, and snort a gold dust line from the California gold rush. Go back to modern day. Then that's how you kick at a slightly higher angle