"YoU cOuLdVe DiEd-" Yea, but I didnt sadly, now stop yelling at me its 8:30 in the morning and I have a migraine "
"Yeap, nothing out of the ordinary, just casually fell off the ceiling fan, nothing new"
"I knew from the second I saw how you two acted together!! Reggie owes me 10 fucking galleons!!"
"Falling for a homie? Don't you think thats a bit... homosexual?-"
"I diognozzee you with s i m p"
"SKIPPITY HOP, SKIPPITY DOE, COME MAKE ME BITCH OR YOUR MUM'S A HOE"
"I will either be crying because I saw someone ugly or like - family - in their underwear or having a gay panic because I saw someone hot in their underwear"
"I CAN AND WILL THROW YOU ACROSS THE GOD DAMN FORBIDDEN FOREST"
"I brought a dead stag - totally thought of Antlers while killing that-"
"Don't beeee , you're always welcome here , and if anyone disagrees I can simply ki- change their mind"
"Ifs Aladdin didn turns me bi when i was growin up idk what dids , if m honests"
"MmMMmMmmM- m a microwave-"
"Vroom vroom mothafucka we castratin a bitch today"
"I have a pet shark-"
"Shork - blub blub-"
"If someone ever says they're having my kid Imma laugh so hard- like first- you assume I have the materials for that shit- second- you assume that even if I did I'd be in that position-"
"Some say I'm sadistic- others say I'm a sweetheart- when in reality I'm- never gonna giv-"
"And thats on childhood trauma-"
"Dear Lucy , I have been - no- thats- hmm- hehem!- Dear Lucy , My days are always full of- No!- Damnit- HEY REMY I NEED HELP WRITING A LOVE LETTER FROM SNIVELEY TO BARBIE BITCH- YES , ANOTHER ONE-"
"Bitch shup- I- shut. up.- not shup- wha-"
"Hiss hiss whore-"
"I saw a spider. Wha- what do you mean thats not a valid excuse for setting the divination classroom on fire- it so is-"
"You either give me cuddles or I kill you."
"I act like a arrogant ass hat because I feel worthless , you act like arrogant ass hat because you are one- I'm nothing like you-"
"I set a bar on fire while trying to do a shot- don't ask how-"
"Antlers having ass bitch-"
I'll make more probs-
idk-
