Erik: *Grumply walks into the living room*
Curtis: *Excited as hell* Erik! Wanna go-
Erik: No. Shut the hell up.
Curtis: *Pouts* W-What? But why...?
Erik: I'm not feeling good, just go away...
Curtis: *Pouts even more* Oh... Ok... :'<
Erik: Sorry, just... Give me some space for now.
Curtis: I... I understand... :<
Erik: Thank you, just... Go eat Jerry's cookies or something... :(
Curtis: That sounds strangely sexual, but ok. :|
*Door opens*
Jerry: Speak of the devil~! :D
Curtis: *Shrieks and hides behind Erik* Daddy, make the bad man go away! DX
Erik: Oh hell naw. Jerry, out.
Jerry: *Surprised* W-What? I just want to see my little wolf pup! D:
Erik: No, he's not yours! You do this every damn time! You waltz in here, violate Curtis, pester me, and then I have to beat the livin hell out of you! I ain't doin that shit today! >:(
Curtis: *Gayest voice possible* Yeah, you tell him sweetie~! XD
Jerry: B-But I just... :[
Erik: No. Get the fuck off my property.
Curtis: *Puts hand on hip* Our property. :(
Erik: *Sighs* Fine, whatever. Just get the hell away. Both of you.
Jerry: Damn it, fine! I will be back, though! I'll just... Give you some time to... Settle whatever the hell this is... *Referring to Erik's attitude*
Curtis: Ok, I'm going to the basement to clean my chainsaw. And then you better be happy again~! :D
*Both Jerry and Curtis leave, leaving only silence*
Erik: *Sits down* Oh god... I can tell that this is gonna be a bad day... :(
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Creature Feature Convos
DiversosThis is a story filled with random conversations between Curtis Rx, Erik X, and Dr. SawBones (Jerry). If you don't know who Jerry is, you can check in my story 'It's Over'. :D These may contain other random people. (Warning For Language And Topics M...
