A thing I made in Covid and a continuation maybe

Oooh the thing i made in covid oooh

I wanna fist fight someone in the freezer section of Costco at 2:08 am. We take it to the fresh food and we're pulling out each others hair. They put my head in the meat chopper and I nearly escape, but oh shit! They ruined my new shirt! I then start beating them, as we go into the book section. I say a snarky one liner and hit them with a dictionary. They're knocked out so I run to the clothes, hoping to strangle them with a belt.

They come back to the world and come to find me, I sneak up on them, but they notice and slam me to the ground. Oh god, there's so much blood! One of the employees called the police, but it's to late, we're both about to die.

The police come and arrest us both. But they left us in the same cell. We break out and fistfight in the parking lot, but we come to realize that it's 6:43 am. We know we can't do this in daylight, so we heal ourselves up, and wave goodbye, knowing one day, we'll meet again.