The Salesman of Hell [Spamton x Hazbin Hotel]

CHAPTER 1

After being defeated by Team RWBY Spamton finds himself in a mysterious place. 

Can he find help in this new world?

???: AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

We see a figure fall out of a red sky into an alleyway garbage can.

???: HUH? WHAT THE [[Fifty Percent Off!]]!?!?

The figure is revealed to be Spamton as he pokes his head out of the garbage can. However he looks a little different.

SPAMTON: HUH??? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY [[Workout-Ready Body]]!?!? I WAS [Big]!!! SO VERY, VERY [Big]!!!

Spamton looks around at their surroundings and notices that he isn't where he was just a little bit ago.

SPAMTON: WAIT A [[Hot Second]]!!! WHERE AM I???

Spamton walks out of the alley and looks up at the sky noticing the big red pentagram.

SPAMTON: OH YOU'VE GOTTA BE [Kidding] ME!!! WHEN I SAID TO TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL I DIDN'T MEAN IT [Literally]!!! WHAT'S A [[ Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO DO!?!?

Suddenly a flyer hits Spamton in the face getting stuck on his nose.

SPAMTON: AGH! WHAT THE??

Spamton pulls the flyer off his face and looks at it.

SPAMTON: OOOH! A [Free] HOTEL?? I GUESS IT'S BETTER THAN SLEEPING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN!!! MAYBE BEING IN [Hell] DOES HAVE ITS [Perk]S!!!

Spamton laughs as he walks off to find the free hotel labelled on the flyer.

TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY [pipis]!

Spamton is walking down the sidewalks of Hell looking for the Happy Hotel.

SPAMTON: WHERE IS THIS [Damned] HOTEL???

 Spamton looks to his right and notices a big building with a sign saying "Hazbin Hotel".

SPAMTON: IS THAT IT? I COULD'VE SWORN IT WAS CALLED THE HAPPY [Hotel Motel]??

Spamton walks up to the door and starts to knock on it but suddenly he noclips through it.

???: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

Spamton looks over and sees a spider demon sitting on a nearby couch looking at him in shock.

SPAMTON: HEY THERE [[Itsy Bitsy Spider]]!!! ARE YOU THE [CEO] OF THIS [Fine Establishment]?

???: Uhhhh... CHARLIE!!!

The spider yells out to the hallway and suddenly a demon girl walks in down the stairs.

CHARLIE: What is it Angel? I'm kinda busy with-

Charlie looks at Spamton standing in front of the door with his usual wide grin.

CHARLIE: Uhm... Who is this?

ANGEL: I don't know! He just suddenly came through the door!

Spamton runs over to Charlie and starts shaking her hand aggressively.

SPAMTON: NAME'S SPAM-     SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!! I'M HERE BECAUSE I HEARD THAT THIS HOTEL WAS [Free], AND I NEED A [Humble Abode]!

Charlie's face suddenly lights up and she looks at Spamton with hope.

CHARLIE: YOU WANNA STAY AT OUR HOTEL???

SPAMTON: THAT'S [Correction]!!!

CHARLIE: YAAAY!!!

Charlie starts running back into the hallway yelling.

CHARLIE: GUYS!!! WE HAVE A NEW GUEST!!!

TO BE CONTINUED...