I Hate You.

Chapter One

He was so horny it was unbearable.

Vinsmoke Sanji - cook of the strawhat pirates. He had never really been popular with women, even though he obsessed over them.

-Sanji-
5:00
"Agh fuck what time is it... I slept in.."

Nobody had even came and woke me up. Some friends they are.

"FIVE PM? I MISSED THREE MEALS!"

I sprung up, putting on my suit and dashing downstairs.

"You're late cook. We're starving." The green Oompa Loompa proclaimed.

"Oh fuck me then not like you woke me up marimo."

5:05
I started to cook. I looked back at Zoro, rolled my eyes, and turned back around. God he was annoying. How can someone that ugly and annoying possibly get more women than me. At least I shower.

5:45
I finished making a ton of food. Luffy ate like a hog as usual. Zoro kept glaring at me. "The fuck is HIS problem?" I thought.

-Zoro-

5:45
He finally awoke and made us food. I was starving down here. Didn't wanna interrupt his little beauty sleep.

I started eating. I couldn't help but keep glancing over at the cook. I was eye-fucking him. He looked at me almost disgusted "The fuck is HIS problem!?" I thought.

6:00
I finished eating. Of course he wanted to start some shit.

"The food was fine. I've had better."

"The fuck did you say to me mosshead!?" He yelled. I knew what I said.

"You heard me."

"You always wanna start this bullshit don't you." Sanji said. I've just about fucking had it.

"You wanna go? Let's go, small dick boy."

-Sanji-

He finished eating. He always wanted to start some shit.

I can take insults but insulting my cooking is next level.

"You wanna go? Let's go. Small dick boy." I heard. Did he just say what the fuck I think he said.

"SMALL DICK BOY?"

"You heard what I said small dick boy." He said.

I start to tear up out of anger.

"I bet it's bigger than yours."

-Zoro-

BIGGER THAN MINE? BAHAHAHAAA

"You know Sanji, you'd make it pretty far as a comedian."

"I ain't jokin Roro."

RORO? I hate it when he calls me by Roronoa. Pisses me off.

I pin him to the wall. Examining him head to toe.

"Is someone tearing up? Do I scare you, Curly brows?"

-Sanji-
Oh fuck no. I'm not letting him beat me.

"YOU are scared knowin' I'm bigger."

"You wish."

Everyone stared. I felt their eyes all over me. I knew I was bigger. Or.. maybe.. no. I'm bigger.

I open my mouth to talk back when I feel him unzipping my pants. Fuck.

-Zoro-

6:15
I start to unzip his pants. He says he's bigger. It's time to prove it. Both of our pants drop. He's hot and sweaty. Scared.

Sanji's face is a deep crimson. It's almost cute. No it isn't. Fuck that.

Our boxers drop.

I'm bigger.

Maybe he isn't so bad..