A/N Three days till the 50th chapter special folks! I'm soooooo excited!!
Qibli: Hi everyone, thanks for coming to... THE JADE MOUNTAIN TALENT SHOW!!!
JW and Chenzi: *cheers*
Winter: Hmph.
Qibli: First up is Kinkajou juggling pineapples!
Kinkajou: *comes onto the stage with her scales the colour of the 10 pineapples she's carrying*
Kinkajou: *begins juggling the pineapples using her front claws, back claws and tail*
Audience: Oooooooooooooooooooooo... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Kinkajou: Thank you. *bows*
Qibli: Next we have Moon reciting a poem she wrote!
Moon: *walks on stage and clears her throat* Ahem. Once upon a midnight clear/I should hold you tight and dear/For every tiny little fear/That you will come to harm. The moons they shine so bright/Especially at night/For every soul there is a light/And ours glows blindingly. Thank you. *bows*
Audience: *applauds*
Qibli: Next up is... Peril, who will be throwing flaming darts at a target as it moves!
Peril: *walks on stage and motions for 3 SandWing guards to drag Quicksand from RRGA onto the stage*
Quicksand: NOOOooOOoooooOoOoOooooooOooOooOoo
Quicksand: *tries to fly away*
Peril: *hits her in the heart with a flaming dart*
Quicksand: *gets consumed by the fire slowly and painfully then dies*
*in the Between*
Bronze Mask: Hello, Quicksand of the SandWings.
Gold Mask: Hell for her!
Bronze Mask: Oh definitely. She killed our precious Honeybee.
Quicksand: *lunges at the masked dragons but passes right through them*
Bronze Mask: *grabs her and flings her down the hell hole*
Silver Mask: And done.
A/N That last part will only make sense if you've read RRGA ;)
*back at JMA*
Qibli: Aaaaaaaand our last contestant... Brilliance!
Brilliance: *walks onto the stage and glows*
Audience: *basks in her eternal glory*
Me: *snarfing popcorn* Pfft- *chokes* *coughs* I'm OK!
Me: But still... pfft-
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A Year in the Lives of the Jade Winglet
FanfictionEvery day for a year I'll be writing a chapter in this book for every day of what I imagine the JW's lives to be like. On holidays I will drop the chapter the day before so I can celebrate!! The JW will play games, sing songs and naturally HAVE GREA...
