The Salesman of Hell [Spamton x Hazbin Hotel]

CHAPTER 2

Y/N has found himself in Hell and Spamton has found a place to stay.

Y/N: I will make them pay...

Y/N relaxed themselves and looked around.

Y/N: But first... I've got to find a place to stay...

As if Oum themself was sending Y/N a message a flyer came out of nowhere and stuck itself on their nose.

Y/N: Agh! What the?

Y/N pulled the flyer off their nose and looked at it realizing it was an advertisement for a hotel where sinners could redeem themselves.

Y/N: Now that sounds like something I can get behind! Now I've gotta make my way there.

Y/N stepped out from the alley they landed in and looked around and saw the hotel in the distance and started walking towards it.

Y/N: Well that's not far! I can make it there lickety split!

TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY Y/N AND ALASTOR HAVING A SMILING CONTEST.

Y/N: *huff* this is a... *puff* longer walk than... *huff* I realized...

Suddenly Y/N bumped into a very tall figure which dropped their groceries.

Y/N: Agh! I'm so sorry! Here let me help you!

Y/N started picking up the groceries and looks up at who they bumped into getting a good look at them.

???: Ah! It is nothing my dear!

The individual spoke with a staticky voice that sounded like one from an old radio and a permanent smile on their face that matched Y/N's.

Y/N: Well I don't know how it is down here but I try my best to be nice to anyone I meet!

Y/N finished picking up all the groceries and handed them back to the tall man.

Y/N: It's nice to meet someone friendly down here!

???: Same here my friendly fellow! What is your name?

Y/N: Name's Y/N G. Spamton my friend! What's yours?

ALASTOR: Name's Alastor!

Y/N: Well it's nice to meet you Alastor but alas I must get going!

ALASTOR: Where are you heading friend? Perhaps I could give you a ride?

Y/N: That's mighty kind of you Alastor but I'm just heading to the Happy Hotel down the street.

ALASTOR: What a coincidence! I was heading there myself!

Y/N: Wow! Well I guess it's a good thing we met each other than!

ALASTOR: I would say it is my friend!

MEANWHILE...

CHARLIE: YOU WANNA STAY AT OUR HOTEL???

SPAMTON: THAT'S [Correction]!!!

CHARLIE: YAAAY!!!

Charlie starts running back into the hallway yelling.

CHARLIE: GUYS!!! WE HAVE A NEW GUEST!!!

Suddenly a two very different demons come out to greet the new guest.

???: OOOH!!! A NEW GUEST!!! I HOPE IT'S A GUY!!!

???: I hope it's not another free loader...

CHARLIE: Vaggie! Nifty! I would like you guys to meet Spamton!

SPAMTON: PLEASURE TO [[Meet and Greet]] YOU ALL!!!

NIFTY: *GASP* FINALLY!!! A GUY!!! 

Nifty runs over to Spamton and knocks him over.

VAGGIE: Charlie? Are you sure we can trust this guy?

CHARLIE: Vaggie! Don't worry! He just wants to stay here! It's not like he wants to make a deal like Alastor did!

Spamton pushes Nifty off of him and starts backing up away from her.

SPAMTON: GET BACK YOU [Foul Demon]!!!

VAGGIE: Well... Alright... Speaking of Alastor... Where is he?

CHARLIE: Oh he just went to get some groceries for the hotel!

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

CHARLIE: Speak of the devil! That must be him!

Charlie ran over to the door and opened it to reveal Alastor and Y/N.

CHARLIE: Alastor! You're back and... Who's this?

ALASTOR: Why this is a new friend of mine! He said he was coming here!

Y/N: That's right! You must be Charlie! I must say it is an honor! Alastor told me a lot about you!

CHARLIE: Thank you! Mister...?

Y/N: Name's Y/N G. Spamton! 

CHARLIE: Wait... Do you have a brother?

Y/N: Not that I'm aware of?

Charlie moves aside revealing Spamton to Y/N. Instantly Y/N's smile fades.

Y/N: W-What? H-How? This c-can't be...

Spamton notices Y/N and stares at him in shock.

SPAMTON: WHAT THE [Fifty-Percent Off]!?!?!?!?

TO BE CONTINUED...

A/N: Getting Weirder, Yet Weirder...