I'd start with an apology!
Coz Haven to introduce myself sucks to me.
I bet you'd get to know me as the ride goes on, you get what I'm saying?
I ran down the stairs, continuously beaten at the back by my ponytail that I am so getting rid off.
"What are you guys - doing ??!" I half yelled at my siblings who had their legs up in the couch staring out the window while smiling like fishes....
I know fishes don't smile, shut the fuckoff.
"Shh! Don't make a noise!" Sarah shunned and turned right back.
What's so exciting these days?
"I swear I'm gon have to slit someone's throat if I don't get told."
Lynda finally turned to me pouting.
"The fuck is if we tell you, you end up not caring so what's with the stress?" She spread out her arms.
"Just explain," I stood akimbo "go on!"
"Well, William's elder brother is back!" She informed.
William stays across our street with his family and so why do they care so much if his brother was back.
"So? Who died?"
"You!" Sarah turned aggressively. "If you utter any other word." Then she turned back immediately.
Nothing would make my sister; Sarah and my cousin ; Lynda stop staring out the window any generation from now. Even if the guys caught their stares.
No god-forsaken self respect.
"I need lunch please guys."
No one answered me. Okay? What's all this?
"You both know I don't joke with my food!" I yelled.
"Ohhhhh Jeesusssss, why not just let us be even if at least this once. This is such a beautiful view. Don't you remember Will's elder brother? I bet you do! We saw him Everytime when we were Young but the damn difference now is he's back, as a god!!!"
"That doesn't change the fact that I need food down to my tummy, Sarah." I pointed out.
"Then make yourself something to eat." She yelled.
"No! You know I wouldn't do that."
I never like to cook, Sarah does. Lynda comes around to give her exciting deets when she's in the kitchen but I play the role of having the bolus down my oesophagus.
"Alright alright!! I'd make as many food as possible as you wish and you wouldn't dare interrupt our view again. Okay? Lynda help me in the kitchen."
Thank Jesus!
"In the mean while, I'd just get myself to the salon." I informed walking with my back to the door.
"Having 'em braids on?"
"Hell no! Chopping on my tail."
"What!!!" Sarah and Lynda yelled simultaneously. "Why?"
"Coz I'm bored of it and you don't know what that is cause you don't have em so please do let me." I told them.
"Oh! You certainly did lost your brain! Why did you keep em in the first place?" Sarah questioned.
"Okay! Maybe not all exactly but I want an Ava Max's look. Okay?"
"No matter what we say you still gon do what you wan do so what we saying to that except, whatever!" Lynda said flipping her hair.
She gets the chemistry! Not Sarah!
