jake emostuck walks up to y/n.
"sup my dude" jake says as he leans on air and falls. "SHIT okay hey hi hello are you by any chance a discord kitten"
"OH MY GOSH ARE YOU JAKE EMOSTUCK FROM EMOSTUCK!?" y/n says blushing as they fall to their knees out of shock.
"yes its me the real jake emostuck, now answer my question"
"YES!!! YES IM A DISCORD KITTEN" y/n bwushes more as jake winks.
"do you have a daddy." he pins y/n to the wall and they look away for a moment.
"yes... tavros discord nitro is my daddy UnU.."
"wait what lmao isnt he gayfortavrosmzees daddy" jake raises an eyebrow and the vine boom sound effect plays
"well yes but,, okay i lied ;-;"
"oh ok fr? well i can be your daddy."
"OWO!!!" y/n owos at jake as he picks y/n up.
jake winks and opens his mouth, swallowing y/n with a dramatic gulp. he licks his lips and casually walks back to the emostuck set to record the next episode of emostuck the soap opera as y/n giggles inside of their new daddys stomach.
