Brandon Curington was a former BarberJitsu master, he killed 17 people with a pair of scissors, but he was tired of killing, he decided to start giving "Erotic Cuts" to his homies, he would also frequently host "Bust Dat Nut" challenges for his homies to participate in. He was happy, he had a dog named "Rick Ross", it was the last thing his BarberJitsu Sensei gave to him before being executed by Albanian Thugs.
After a long day of busting those nuts and cutting hair, Brandon decided to wind down and watch SpongeBob with Rick Ross. Brandon watched the episode "The Goofy Newbie" then went upstairs to sleep.
Brandon woke up to Rick Ross screaming, he saw Albanian thugs kicking the poor dog to death, Brandon charged at them but he was struck by bats and crowbars. He was powerless, he watched his dog die. He passed out exhausted, then he woke up, the thugs were gone. He buried Rick Ross, then turned on the news to see that his erotic homies were all shot and it was believed it was the Albanian Thugs.
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