1. Me: MoM HElP!!! MY BOYFRIEND FELL AND HE CAN'T GET UP!!!!!!
Mom: Pick up your poster and shut up.
2. You're single? HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA me too.
3. Guy: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Yes he has the soft hair, nice eyes,sweet, romantic ,handsome , when he smiles i melt.
Guy: I'm all those things.
Me: I forgot one thing.
Guy: What?
Me: His name is Imagination.
Guy: ....
4.
One swear word*
Abcdefg gummy bears are after
Me one is red one is blue one is peeing on my shoe now I'm running for my life cause the green one has a gun. BOOM! HAHA MISSED ME BITCH!
5. 10 facts about you
1. You are reading this
2. You are breathing
4. You didn't realize I skipped 3
5. You can't breathe out your mouth with your tongue out
6 . You just tried doing it
7. You are smiling
9. You just realized I skipped 8
10. You are thinking " I didn't do anything of this I'm gonna comment it now to prove them wrong."
