Guy:I sure wish my lady was here
Gandoozel:dance with me!
Guy:that is weird,your a guy!
Gandoozel:no,I am a bearded lady.
Guy:okay,but tell nobody!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THINGS GANDOOZEL WOULD SAY
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Guy:I sure wish my lady was here
Gandoozel:dance with me!
Guy:that is weird,your a guy!
Gandoozel:no,I am a bearded lady.
Guy:okay,but tell nobody!!!!!!!!!!!!