Loser was walking around doing nothing . He was pretty bored so he walked up to clock.
"Hi clock!!!!!!!" Says loser.
"Hi loser" says clock.
"We should hang out some time!" Loser smiles. "Maybe we should go to like, McDonald's or something and talk about life!!!!!!!!"
"Oh boy, do I?" Clock says in joy. They hand shake. (Or foot shake.) "We can go at 3:09." Loser says. clock agrees!!!
Later, at 3:09, loser takes clock to the nearest McDonald's.
"What do you wanna get?" Loser asks.
"I think I'll get a milkshake or something. You?" Clock asks back.
"Not sure. Can we stop by my house real quick? I gotta get something." Loser says.
"Yeah, sure" said clock.
