Okay so like the banner won't work or shit I don't fucking know
(FINALLY MADE OT WORK I HAD TO BE ON COMPUTER FUCKING DRAX LOOKS LKE THAT!!!)
Idfk idfk keificiekocc fu k this'nn!!
BRO WATTPAD SHUFUP
anyways uhm lets do drax x y/n bceuas haha he's so sexy he can't die haha jk
Just saying drax is my oc don't think OF ANY ONE ELSE NO ONE ELSE HE'S MY OC!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
uh u h o k onto the fucking fhing1
Whatever wattpaders say
Y/N.
You're. 5'0 😈 you're gender neutral because there is not enough of those so 😑😑😑.
Drax.
White ass man he's 5'5 MY FUCKING ROBLOX CHARACTER!!
He's aromantic but yk JUST. JUST FOR THIS. DAY HE'S. GONNA BREAK THE RULE!!!
Crying because wattpad won't let me insert my oc so fu k you homopobbi
Y/n was just walking down being a silly goof they are.
All of a sudden *BOOM!!* THEY BUMPED INTO A TALLER PERSON THAN THEM!!
WHAT THE FUCK!! .... Drax stared at them.. Confused.
Drax: "oh shit my bad where you going somewhere?"
Y/n: "No... I'm now lost between in your eyes.. 😍🤤"
Drax: "What the fuck, ok anyways so like you seem pretty chill and all wanna be friends?? 😁"
Y/n: "Oh right! Sure thanks for the offer!"
Drax: "Alright so come over to my home! Let's say... Around 7pm?"
Y/n: "fair enough!"
Hours pass blah blah blah blah blah I don't wanna do actual writing good thing these are a joke so like Jaja 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 mis perdonas... Back to the FANFIC /ONESHOT SHIT. 😭💔💔
Y/N: "This should be the place.. But what if it isn't WHAT IF I'M GONNA DIE??!?.... eh it's worth a try" *They've rung the doorbell*
Drax: "shit that must be y/n I didn't know they'll be here earlier I'm still in my pajamas but whatever fuck" (he wears a doggie onesie hoever you spell it because silly)
He got off the couch and ran to the door "hopefully it's them and not.. Some.. Crazy person" he opened the door and BOOM y/n was there oh my vooood 😁😁!!
Y/n: "Oh drax! You're in a fursuit?"
Drax: "IT'S MY PAJAMAS I'LL CHANGE BACK TO MY CLOTHING SORRY YOU HAVE TO SEE ME LIKE THIS😢😢"
Y/n: "no no it's fine you can stay like that I don't mind at all! I find it kinda cute."
Drax: "Well if you say so y/n" he said flustered 🥸🥸🥸🥸(ihatet his help me)
Both y/n and drax sat down on the couch talking and trying to get to know each other because they barely know each other wow!!!! .
Little did y/n know that they have a crush on drax oooh love I hate romance 😍😍😍😍.
Y/n: "uhm drax. I know we just met but like.. Uhm.. Fuck.."
Drax: "Something wrong y/n? You seem to be... Red as a tomato.."
Y/n: "d-draxy w-waxy."
Drax: "no."
Y/n: "that was a joke MB🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,/!62&:&:&.&"
Drax: "STILL NO🤬"
Y/n: "Right. Right. So.. I know we just met. But. I think... I like you... Not as a friend. But... Lovers... Yk.. Maybe we should date. "
Drax: "Oh sweet sweet y/n".. *He placed his hand on y/n's cheek* "y/n...im..aromantic.."
Y/n: "Oh shit wait really my bad I am so so skokkkooosoooo sorry.
Drax: "hey but... Yk.. You're really pretty.. You're eyes.. You're...hair..everything about you <3"
You seemed really flustered by his words. Next HE UNEXPECTEDLY KISSED YOU ON THE MOUTH WHAT THE FUCK!!! 🤬🤬
But you both enjoyed it.
So you kissed him back.
Drax paused and just realized what t he fuck he has DONE!!! He pushed you away and apologized like 20 times.
Drax: "Shit shit shit shit hiithsihshtihsh shiiit I'm so sorry y/n I just. I. I. I don't know what has come over me I literally don't fucking. That was not normal of me. Fuck man."
Y/n: "hey hey.. Calm down.. It's ok I didn't mind at all.. And if you don't wanna be in a relationship with me I totally understand!"
Drax sighed and looked at you.
"Thank you." he said gleefully
He held your hand and kissed it.
Y/n: "hehe.. I suppose it's time for me to go?? "
Drax: "Oh right! Well cya y/n hopefully we can meet each other once again! :)"
You left his house... Despite still having a crush on him
You'll respect his decision if he wants a relationship or nahhhh.. Plus you two already kissed unexpectedly 😒 (YUCKKKK🤬🤬/JJJ)
OK THE END THIS IS ALL A JOKE
THE WHOLE BOOK ISAFUCJING JOKE
I WANNA SCREMA
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RandomBruh this si a joke I haven't. EVEN DONE A WATTPAD LIKE INE LIKKE 4/5 YEARS SO. EXPECT IT FOR IT TO BE BAD ESPECIALLY AS A JOKE. SO LIKEF CUK THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILL ONLY WRITE WHEN IM REALLLLLLLLLY BORED!!!!!!!!
