Dsaf: Road trip edition

Part two: Uno bitch

Woah part two already 😱😱
Idk what I'm doing man...anygays warnings ig kinda??

- Steven kinda has a mental breakdown but not really
- nothing else

Dave pulled out the crinkling uno packet, setting it on the ground in the middle of them.

The rest of them (besides Ronaldo and Steven) walked over and sat down as they began playing, starting on a red two.

Placing down a red three, he gestured towards Jimbo.

"Your turn."

He nodded, placing a green three.

"fuck..."

(Ew Matt) Matt grabbed a card, then Jack placed a green nine.

"Sportsy is that a six or a nine"

"It's a nine dumbass"

"Right right..."

Dave placed a yellow nine on the stack, before Jimbo placed a plus two yellow.

Matt stayed silent as he picked up two more cards with his creepy virgin face,  and Jack  played a yellow three.

The purple man muttered under his breath, obviously annoyed as he picked up a card.

Jimbo placed a color change plus four.

"Blue."

Creepy virgin grabbed four cards, obviously annoyed but still smiling his weird ass virgin smile.

Jack placed a blue 7, before looking at Dave.

He placed a wild card, that happened to be a plus four.

"Uh- yellow?"

Jimbo reached for his spray bottle, spraying Dave.

"What the fuck man- ugh-"

Then he silently picked up four cards.

Matt drew another card before silently mumbling to himself.

Jack placed down a yellow skip, which Dave looked at him sorrowfully about as he frowned.

How rude.

It continued onto Jimbo's turn, as he played a yellow one.

They all looked at Matt again, expecting him to somehow pull again from the deck.

Instead he placed a yellow five.

Jack placed a yellow six, then Dave placed a yellow two.

Jimbo placed a wild again somehow, changing it to red.

Matt placed a red three.

Then Jack placed a red reverse, before yelling

"Uno!"

Dave only frowned again, sad that his boy- his buddy had pretty much skipped him again.

Creepy virgin placed a red six, as Jimbo placed a red skip.

"Seriously??"

Jack played his final card, a red skip.

"Haha, I won bitches."

He continued laughing to himself for a little, before Ronaldo came in.

"Just old musty Fazbenders pizza, none of this is mine."

"How do you know it's not yours?"

"My pizza is special, especially the meat."

Everyone kinda just looked at him, before ending up playing a few more rounds of uno.