EPISODE 3: THE ATTACK OF THE BEES

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(Opening shot starts with Neo screwing screws into a machine. He takes off his welding mask and Venom walks in the garage, with Saturn behind him.)
Venom: Hey Neo!
Neo: Hey.
Venom: Whacha doin?
Neo: Finishing up my shrink ray.
Saturn: Shrink Ray?
Neo: Yeah.
Saturn: Can we try it?
Neo: No.
Saturn: Awww come onnn why not?
Neo: It's not finished... I gotta fix the accuracy on the thing.
???: Heyyy Neo!
(All of them look over and see a plane cat. It's Leche!)
Neo: Hey Leche.
Leche: Hey! I have something important to show you. Its... pretty serious, the government wants more things...
Neo: Really? Alright then tell me about it.
(Leche gets to talking and they both walk out of the garage and across the street.)
Saturn: So uhh... how about we mess with the shrink ray?
Venom: What?? No! Neo will fucking maul us!
Saturn: Hey hey hey! It's ok, They'll probably be small enough to hide them easier.
Venom: I.. I just don't want it to hit US yknow? Neo said the accuracy was fucked—
Saturn: Venom, Calm down. It'll be fine, I bet it's not even that bad!
Venom: Sigh... fine...
Saturn: Heheh that's the spirit! *walks over to counter and looks down at it* now.... What could we use to shrink?
Venom, walking over: Maybe the Natty light?
Saturn: Ooh good idea! We could get away with blaming this on Florida Man too! *handing the Natty light to Venom*
Venom, taking the Natty light: Heh,,, uh,,,, ok,,,,
(Venom sets the Natty Light in front of the shrink ray. Saturn goes up to a screen and presses scale, then shrink, and she lined the dot in the center with the Natty light. She then presses the shoot button! Instead of hitting the can, the lazer hits Venom! It shrinks him down and Saturn looks at the can.)
Saturn: Uhmmm.... It didn't wor— *looks around for Venom*
Venom: That's cuz it shrank me!
(Saturn looks down at the Natty light can sized Venom)
This is what I was worried about! Neo said there was a problem with the—
Saturn: Venom calm down! I'll probably figure it out hold on.
(Saturn presses grow, and she lines the dot in the center with Venom. She then presses the shoot button and it hits the Natty Light instead! The Natty Light can grows 6 ft tall.)
Saturn: Shit....
(Meanwhile, Venom sees a deer mouse running towards him. It's Coco! He grabs him up and strangles him.)
Coco: AYO GIMME MY FUCKIN HONEY!!
(The mouse shakes him around, until he sees a black blur cover his eyes! Saturn has shrunk herself down to protect her friend.)
Saturn, scratching the Mouse's eyes: DONT YOU EVER FUCKING SHAKE MY FRIEND!!!
(The mouse runs away screaming in pain, he runs into a hole which takes all of them to a city in bushes. Venom looks around at the mushroom buildings, the houses carved in the branches of the bush, and all the bugs and tiny lizards running around and socializing.)
???: What the hell are you doing on the big guy???
(They all look down and see a wasp.)
Saturn: He started fucking with my friend!
Coco: Yeah, well your friend owes us some honey!
Wasp: Coco You fuckin idiot that's the wrong guy! We're talking about a lizard not a fucking shrunken down Titan!
Coco: Soooo what to we do?
Wasp: I mean... I dunno. I could take em back to the hive and you could actually look for the guy!
Coco: Good idea! *drops Venom and pulls Saturn off of himself, he then runs off* bye!
Venom: I never seen a bug world before!
Wasp: Yeah, well, you two are coming back with me.
(The wasp picks them both up and they are flown out of the bushes. They are taken up to a hive in a tree. They see a big queen bee.)
Queen: Pistol your back! I see your back with some food too~
Saturn: We're not food we're living bei-
Queen: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
(A clan of bees then come in.)
Queen: Ohhhh would you look at that there's our honey bees. You got pollen?
Bee: ....y-yeah....
Queen: Put it in.
(The bees put the nectar in their honecomb floor.)
Queen: Hmmm.... Not enough. Where the fuck did the flowers go????
(A bee pushes another one and the pushed bee walks over to the Queen.)
Bee: Uhm... Belza
Queen: QUEEN BELZA
Bee: Queen Belza,,, the flowers are dying. If we keep doing your way then all the flowers will die!
Belza: Is that so?
Bee: Y-yeah? You know how normal bees do it right??? They spread the pollen around to the other flowers so they don't die!
Belza: Does that give me more honey tho?
Bee: It gives the flowers more honey.
Queen: Heh,, listen here Bing, you wanna know how the titans do it?? They DRAIN EVERYTHING. Why?? POWER. WERE DOING THE SAME THING! THATS HOW BEING RICH WORKS!! WERE GONNA MAKE IT!! WERE GONNA MAKE THE MOST HONEY ANY BEE CLAN HAS EVER MADE!!!
(Belza looks at another bee.)
Uhm... who are you? I never seen you here before
Bee: Uh.. I'm Bonnie. I'm new here.
Belza: A new recruit? Awesome!! We're glad your here Bonnie!
Pistol: Uh, don't mean to interrupt your highness but what do we do with these? *holds Saturn and Venom up*
Belza: Storage. Also take the other two out, we could probably use their blood for our honey~
(Belza nods and takes them to the freezer. He throws them in and grabs what looks like 2 weak reef geckos out. He then shuts the door. They both hear meowing, and see it coming from a squirming caterpillar across the room. Venom and Saturn go to it.)
Venom: Awwww
(Picks the caterpillar up and hugs it)
Wook at da wittle guy!
(He rubs noses with it and giggles. The caterpillar looks at Saturn and crawls to her.)
Saturn: Awwww what do you want?
Caterpillar: M-mama! Mama! *nuzzles*
Venom: Awwww!!!
Saturn: Hehe~ Looks like I'm a mom now huh?
(They both laugh and hear the door open. They turn back to see Bing, Bonnie and the geckos. The geckos collapse on the ground and the bees walks in, Bonnie closes the door.)
Bing: Isn't she cute?
Venom: Mhm!
Saturn: Heh,,, I think she fell asleep on me.
Bing, pulling out a leaf: It's alright, she wakes up when there's food.
(The caterpillar wakes up and grabs the leaf, she starts munching)
Bing: Hmmm... you know what you guys kinda look like?
Venom: Hm?
Bing: Titans!
Venom: Titans?
Bing: Yeah! The big furry people?
Venom: Oh yeahhh!! Haha we are titans. Just,, shrunk down.
Bing: Wait how did you shrink down?
Venom and Saturn: Shrink ray,,
Venom: Our neighbor made one and we wanted to try it.
Bing: Ohhhh....
Bonnie: Uhm, I don't think we introduced ourselves I'm Bonnie!
Bing: Heh,, I'm Bing
Saturn: Saturn!
Venom: Venom! Great to meet you both
Bonnie: Heh,, now! I wanna help you too escape,,
Bing: Yeah she's like, really good at magic
Bonnie: Mhm!
Venom: Yeah that sounds great! So what were you thinking?
(Cut to a scene of Venom and Saturn as bees walking through a hallway with Bing and Bonnie. They get to the main room there the Queen Belza is.)
Belza: Now... You guys go do whatever you want!
Bee: Really??
Belza: NO DIPSHIT!! Get me more Pollen! Now now now now!!
(The bees rush out. Bing, Bonnie, Venom and Saturn follow.)
Belza: Bing!! Wait!
(Bing turns back at her.)
Who's those two??
Bing: New recruits?
Belza: Hmmm...
Bing: Venom, and uhhh Saturn.
Belza: Alright... whelp.. get us more pollen.
(Bing nods and the three follow Bonnie out to the flower garden.)
Saturn: Damn... is she normally a dick?
Bing: *sigh* yeah... ever since she came in we've been working nonstop.
(They pass a dying flower another bee, Zips, is trying to pollinate.)
Zips: Yeah... over some stupid capitalism bullshit too.
Bing: Yeah... honestly I wish I could just.. go back to when the old queen was around. Queen Star actually cared about us.
Bonnie: Oh by the way! I don't think I ever told you guys but Star sent me here to check on you guys.
All the other bees: Wait she's alive???
Bonnie: Yeah!! I actually talked with her yesterday
Bing: Well thats good to know!
Bonnie: Mhm! I was actually planning on going there now, she has magic like I do so maybe they can turn them back. *points at Saturn and Venom*
Joey (another random bee, also holding a fluff of pollen): Back to what?
Bonnie: Titans? They were turned into bees.
Joey: Ohhhhhhh *shoves the pollen in his mouth and starts to eat it*
Bing, flying over: Joey spit that out!!
(Joey flips off Bing. Bonnie gestures for Saturn and Venom to follow her, so they do. Cut to a door. It opens and out comes Queen Star!)
Star: Bonnie your back!! Please, come inside, tell me everything.
(The three come in and Venom closes the door.)
Star: Also! Before we say anything, you two! Mind introducing yourselves?
Venom: Oh, I'm Venom! This is Saturn,
*takes magic bee head off, Saturn does so as well*
Were actually shrunk down heh,,,
Star: Hmm... so why are you disguised as bees?
Bonnie: Uhm.. Belza tried to take them for food, so I helped em escape
Star: Oh! Well thats good *smiles* Im happy you helped them. Now.. for Belza.. I need help to talk some sense into her. Never thought she'd do this.
Venom: Wait you know her?
Star: Of course! Me and her go way back.
(Flashback starts)
I remember when me and her were in the same hive together.. Our mom forced the same thing onto all of us. Especially her. I could see her struggle and her hurt. I tried to help her but.. soon she accepted it. As her destiny.
(Flashback ends)
And we need to break that. I need help convincing her.
Venom: Uh, can we help?
Star: Sure!
*whistle in the background*
My teas ready! You guys want some tea?
Venom: Sure!
(Saturn and Bonnie nod. Fade to the hive with all four of them flying up to it.)
Star: Now... I'll wait here. If anything happens, Just call for me.
Bonnie: Thank you Queen Star.
(The three head in. They notice the rest of the bees doing a pollinating ritual.)
Belza: Where the hell have you three been.
Bonnie: Being chased by a lizard. 
Belza: Of course... Shoulda known a scalebrain has the same bloodlust I do.
Pistol: Actually... Im not sure if its just me but you two look like the same furries we just put in the storage.
Saturn: Were not. Your just jealous cuz were better than you!
Venom: Saturn!!
(Everyone stops and looks at them.)
Pistol: What was that?
Saturn: You heard me. Im cooler then you.
Venom: Saturn no!
Belza: Don't you dare talk back to him!
Saturn: Hehe~ what about it sweetie?
Belza: STOP THE ATTITUDE HES MY ROYAL QUARD!!
Saturn: And your thicc as fucc! Bet your ass cheeks clap every time you take a step!
(Belza flies over and takes out her spikey bat)
Belza: Wanna say that again for me??
Star: Belza!
(Everyone stops to look at Star)
Belza: What the hell are you here for??
Star: We need to talk about something. This whole thing your doing isn't good!
Belza: Pistol do—
(Saturn then splashes water at her, which then splashes her towards the wall. She falls to the ground and Venom spawns ground tentacles to hold her down.)
GAHHHH!!! LET ME GO YOU BASTARD!
Saturn, kicking her bat towards Venom: Shut the fuck up and listen to your sister!
Belza: FUCK NO!! Listen Star, I'm trying my best to keep my mom's legacy alive. Even if I have to take everyone else out. Guards, get her!!
(Guard bees surround Star. Venom throws the bat at one of the guards and the guard falls to the ground.)
Venom: Were not letting that happen Belza!
Bing: Yeah, were not either! She's our real queen! Your just a honey hungry bitch!
Belza: Guards, attack them! *points at Venom and Saturn*
(The guards all nod and charge towards Venom and Saturn. Pistol tries to sting, but Saturn grabs him and bats the rest of the guards away! Venom bats more away with his hammer, and some grab onto him. Bing comes over and stings their stomach! Venom gets his hammer and bats more out of the way, he dodges one, and sees Saturn throwing Pistol towards him! He catches it and swings it at a group of guards. Another guard comes up to Venom so he pulls out his stinger and sticks it into the guards neck! The stinger regrows and another guard runs up with a stick, he tries to bash venom but he grabs it and spins around, knocking other guards over until the guard loses his grip and goes flying. Venom then takes the lose stinger and puts it on the honey covered stick. Another guard tackles Venom and Venom drops the stick. Bing picks it up and charges at a guard, he slashes through him. He slashes more charging guards, who try to sting him. One tackles him and he stings him! He stabs him in the head and throws him toward other guards. Venom is seen flying by with guards chasing after him. He spawns eyes on his wings and shoots lazers at the guards, they explode on impact! One reaches him, but he stabs with his stinger and it falls to the ground. Venom lands, seeing him, Saturn, and the rest of the bees surrounded by wasp bodies, all out if breath.)
Bing: Heh,,, wow,,,, I didn't expect to see this many guards!
Bonnie: Right?
Star: Now.... Belza will you listen for a sec?
Belza: I don't need to listen to you! Pistol, ATTACK HER!!
(Awkward silence)
Pistol???? Guys where the hell is Pistol?????
(She climbs out of the ground tentacles and stands up. She looks around until she sees Pistol on the ground.)
Belza: PISTOL!!
(She flies over. Everyone else flies over.)
Belza: Oh my god....
Star: Belza I'm so sorry—
Belza: DONT FUCKING SORRY ME!! YOU CAUSED THIS!! IFYOU DIDNT SHOW UP HERE MY BEST GUARD WOULDNT BE DEAD!!
Star: I DIDNT WANT THIS!! I DIDNT WANNA FIGHT YOU LITERALLY REQUESTED YOUR GUARDS TO ATTACK!
Belza: I FUCKING HATE YOU STAR!! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO GET ONTO ME WHEN I DO WHAT I WANT!
Star: ALL I WANTED TO DO WHAT TELL YOU YOU DONT NEED TO DO THIS!! This is wrong! All of this is wrong! You shouldn't even BE working the clan to fucking exhaustion!
Belza, flying up: I was hesitant at doing this, but now im definitely doing it. Goodbye Star!
(Belza charges at her sister stinger first. Star closes her eyes and flinches, but then—
CRASH!!
She opens her eyes and sees a big hole in the hive. She looks down it and an anole jumps up.)
Anole: You have any more food?
Star: ..... YOU JUST ATE MY SISTER!!
Anole: Oh. Sorry. Anyways these wasps look delicious! *sucks All the wasps up*
You have any more in the back?
Star: The back??? We have a back now?
Bing: Yeah! Ever since Belza came in she told us to make storage for blood.
Star: Blood??? Is there.. something back there now????
Bing: Yeah.. a couple geckos
Star: O.O
(Cut to Star opening the freezer. She sees two shriveled up geckos in a pool of blood and a curled up caterpillar in the corner. She walks over to the caterpillar and Bing, Venom and Saturn follow her.)
Bing: Heh,,, yeah I kept her back here for a while. I didnt sneak her out cuz I didnt get a chance to.
Star, picking the caterpillar up and giving it to Bing: Well you can now!
Venom: C-can I help? Maybe I can help find the parent!
(Everyone stares at Venom in confusion.)
Bing: Venom.... Do you know how bugs work when it comes to kids??
Venom: N-no.. I dont..
Saturn: I mean... if all else fails i can take the kid. I don't really have anything else to do.
Bing: Oh alright! Here *gives the caterpillar to Saturn*
Star: Whelp, thank you both for helping getting my clan back.
Venom: Of course!
Star: I'm assuming you guys need help back home, huh?
Venom: Heh,,, yeah—
Star: Hey Mr. Anole!
Anole, munching on one of the dead geckos: Hm?
Star: You mind taking these two back home?
Anole: Not at all! Cmon
(Venom and Saturn turn back into their normal selves and hop onto the anole. The anole walks off.
Bing: Bye Venom! Bye Saturn!
Venom: Byeeee!
(They all wave until the anole leaves the hive and climbs down the tree.)
Anole: You guys came from the garage, right?
Saturn: Yep.
(The anole nods and goes into the bushes. Venom sees a bustling city again. He looks down and notices a road for transportation. They then arrive at a hole and Coco walks up to the anole.)
Coco: Aha!! There you are!!
(Venom and Saturn hop off.)
Anole: Hm?
Coco: Don't hmm me!! You know what im asking for!!
Anole: The honey?
Coco: Yeah. Now give it.
Anole: Its in my stomach fatty.
Coco: YOU ATE IT ALREADY????
Anole: Yeah! Come get it fa—
(SLAP!)
Oww..
(Saturn and Venom walk away from the Mouse and the Anole fighting. They look up and see Neo shrinking the Natty light back down to its original siZe.)
Saturn: NEOOOOOOO!!
(Neo looks over at them.)
Saturn: WERE SMALL AS FUCK SHRINK US BACK UP!!
Neo: I can see that... also what are you holding????
Saturn: Im holding my new child. Her names Enceladus.
(Neo grabs them both up and sets Saturn on the table. She pushes Enceladus to the side.
Neo, making Saturn grow: Where the hell were you guys anyways??
Venom: Heh,,, long story. Ill explain later tho
(Saturn gets up off of the table and grabs Venom, she sets him on the table.)
Neo: Also Saturn, when I say don't touch my machines when there not finished, i mean it. I don't want you getting hurt.
Saturn: Mm. Well... at least we had fun.
Venom, growing: Saturn I was being mauled by a rat—
(Table collapses. Neo looks over.)
Neo: You ok??
(Venom and Saturn laugh, Neo then laughs with them. Ruby and Hisani then come in.)
Ruby: Where were you two??
Hisani: Yeah I thought you said you'd play animal crossing with us
Venom: We were... until Saturn wanted to fuck with the shrink Ray
Saturn: But hey we had fun.
(Venom and Saturn laugh, Hisani joins in on the laughter.)
Ruby: Oh by the way! Dinners ready
Venom: Alright
(The four walk out to eat dinner, until—)
Venom: Neo ya comin?
Neo: Yeah I'll be there in a bit
(Venom nods and walks out.)

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