NODLE SEASON 2

EPISODE 9: THE GREAT GERARD WAY

(Venom and Hisani are seen skating at a nature trail somewhere in a forest, listening to music.)
Hisani: Yeah.. you would love the trails they have up in PA.
Venom: Would I?
Hisani: Mhm!! It's more hilly tho.
Venom: Like Wisconsin?
Hisani: Kinda! Not as lakey tho
Venom: Mmh. Sounds nice.
Hisani: Yeah.. I have family up there. Maybe we can go there on Christmas
(Venom nods and Hisani notices a couple cat-chicken griffins walking over.)
Griffin 1: Hey Dasani!! Who's the demon next to ya?
Hisani: What.
Venom: ...Im a wolf?
Griffin 2: Bro you look like you dressin up for the Black Parade!
(The griffins laugh)
Venom: Well shit maybe I am! Wanna come? So ya can stop complainin and be happy and drip out like us?
Griffin 2: We don't hang out with degenerates like you.
Griffin 1: Yeah were cooler then you!!
Venom: Damn alright. Not my fault we drippier than you.
Griffin 2: Heh,,, so Dasani,, this the same dude your little sister was talking about?
Hisani: What?
Griffin 1: Yeah the one with the void chest?
Hisani: Uhhhh..
Griffin 1: Only one way to find out!
(The griffin pulls up his shirt and sticks his head in the void.)
Griffin 1: Woahhhh...
(The griffin climbs inside.)
Venom: Oh Christ....
Griffin 2: Christ.. I thought you were Satanist!
Venom: Who the fuck told you I wa-
Griffin 1, popping out: Hey Choccy guess what I found!! (Pulls out Oreos)
Griffin 2: Oh fuck yeah gimme some!!
(The cats both grab some Oreos from the bag.)
Venom: AYYAYAYY WAIT GIVE EM BACK THOSE ARE MINE!
Griffin 1: Their OURS now YOUR NOT HAVING THEM!
Choccy: Yeah fuck off!
Venom: THOSE ARE MYYY OREOS (takes them) AND YOU DONT GO INTO NO ONES VOID WITHOUT THEIR DAMN PERMISSION!!
Choccy: Or else what?
Griffin 1, pointing at Venom's chest: Yeah you gonna summon Gerard Way from that or what?
(The griffins laugh.)
Choccy: Heh.. Cmon Milky let's get away from these normies.
Milky: Yeah.. FUCKING NORMIES.
(The griffins walk away. Venom is fuming.)
Hisani: Venom you ok?
Venom: ...Hisani.... Honestly, I'm this fucking close to flipping the fuck out...
Hisani: Uhm... you wanna.. get lunch maybe?
Venom: Sigh.. yeah let's do that.
(Hisani nods as they both skate away. Fade to Venom and Hisani skating up to Devi and Rooks house, Devi is just now pulling in the driveway. She turns off the car and gets out.)
Venom: Hey!
Devi: Hey.
Venom: Uh, me and Hisani went to Publix and got sushi we got some for you and Rook too!
Devi: Oh that's nice :)
(The three open the door and go in. Rook is coming down.)
Devi: Hey!
Rook: Hey babe!
(Devi and Rook both hug, Venom and Hisani walk to the table.)
Venom: Rook!
(Rook looks over.)
Venom: You wanted sushi?
Rook: Yeye (laughs)
(Devi also laughs and they sit down at the table with their sushi. Coco the mouse watches from the distance as Venom gives Devi her sushi box.)
Rook: So how was your day?
Venom, eating sushi: Weird... we were walking.. and two kids came up to us making fun our drip.
Devi: Damn. That sounds ass.
Venom: Yeah.. (turns to Hisani) actually who were they anyways? And why were they calling ya Dasani?
Hisani: They're from school.. They fuck with me quite a bit cuz I'm non binary and my name sounds like a fucking water bottle.
Venom: Yeah fuck them kids bro. Like who cares if I like Black Parade??
Rook: Damn right (laughs)
Venom, eating sushi: They took my Oreos too.. and asked me if I could summon Gerard Way like I dunno maybe I can!
Devi: I dunno about Gerard Way but, you can probably summon shit from ur chest.
Rook: Yeah it's black it's like a portal or somethin
Devi: Yeah.
Venom, eating sushi: Hmmm... I'll think about it.
(They all hear a tappy tap tap on the window. It's Coco! Rook walks over and opens the window.)
Rook: Hey Coco!
Coco: Hey Rook, H-Hey! Venom! That's your name right?
Venom: Yeah?
(Coco jumps over onto the table and runs over to him.)
Coco: You know Hollywood Undead?
Venom: Yeah?
Coco: Well they can summon a spirit called Dead Bite! (Grabs a Sushi) Also im taking one of these..
Venom: Yeah, I've heard about that!! Jdog said in an interview that he got them masks from a sacred spirit...
Coco, eating: Yeah thats Dead Bite! (munch munch) You can actually summon Dead Bite yourself!
Venom: I CAN????
Coco: Yeah Dude! He's part shadow demon after all! You'll need training tho,, summoning a powerful deity from your chest ain't easy. (Finishes the sushi) Man that sushi bussin!!
(Runs to the window.)
Anyways, meet me in Neo's garage for training!
(Jumps out.)
Venom: Alrighty then.
(Cut to Venom walking up to Neo and Coco in the garage.)
Venom: Hey Neo!
Neo: Hey. Whatchu doing here?
Venom: Training
Coco: Yeah I'm teaching him to summon Dead Bite!
(Neo looks around, and then looks down at a deer mouse.)
Neo: Alright. (Looks up at Venom) Try not to break anything please.
Venom: I won't.
(Coco climbs onto a box and Venom sits down next to him. The mouse flips through a spell book to find the Dead Bite spell, and finds it. He reads through.)
Coco: Oh wow wait Dead Bite's a prophecy???
Venom: What???
Coco: Yeah!! Look! (Shows Venom the book) He saved a city from being conquered!
Venom: Bro that's fucking awesome!!
Coco: Mhm! Anyways, back to training!
(A montage starts with Coco teaching him for hours and hours and hours and hours until he can finally do it! Next morning... Venom wakes up. He climbs out of his room and sees Hisani aint there. He texts them.)
Venom: Hey u at school?
Hisani: Yeah
Hisani: Why?
Venom: Them kids there? The ones that bully u?
Hisani: Mhm
Venom: Good good X3
Venom: I'll proly end up picking u up today anyways so
Hisani: Alright
(Cut to Venom at the school, and seeing the cats on the playground. He walks over to them taking over the monkey bars. An iguana tries to get on the monkey bars.)
Milky: HEY NO!!
(The iguana jumps back.)
YOU CANT GET ON!! THESE ARE OUR MONKEY BARS!!
(The iguana walks away sad.)
Venom: Hey!! Guess what I can do?
Choccy: What.
(Venom flies up. He starts to form a shadow orb, he keeps repeating martian chants until the shadow orb gets really big. He then shoves it in his void chest and out comes a giant glowing Dead Bite, which is falling down. The griffins quickly get out of the way as Dead Bite crushes the monkey bars.)
Venom: Now no one can get on the monkey bars!
Choccy: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK????
(The great spirit gets up and shoots at Choccy. He runs and Milky also runs with him. Gerard chases after them.)
Milky: RUUUUNN!!
(They both run behind a tree.)
Milky: HE ACTUALLY SUMMONED GERARD WAY????
Choccy, out of breath: ...I think....
Milky: What do we do??
Choccy: I-I dunno... run???? Again?????
???: Hi boys.
(They both look at the pink dog in front of them.)
Nodle: I've been watching for a while.
Choccy: Who are you and what are you doing here!!
Nodle: I'm here for both of you.
(Chokes Milky. Venom then walks up.)
Venom: The fuck is going o—
(Sees Nodle choking Milky.)
Venom: ..Get your FUCKING PAWS OFF OF HIM!!
(Venom launches at Nodle. Nodle spawns a platform and launches it away, Venom going flying.)
Nodle: Heheh.. good thing I taught you how to summon him.
Venom: Wh-what?? No you—
Nodle: We'll I didn't- I payed someone to! Coco? That damn mouse?? I payed him so you could obliterate the kids!!
Venom, getting up: I wanted to just scare them,, I don't wanna fight with everyone you idiot! Especially not just,,, random ass kids!
Nodle: Huh? Well then... (throws Milky down) IF YOU WONT DO IT I WILL!!
(Nodle flies up towards Dead Bite and shoots into him, making him fall down. Dead Bite then gets up,,, His eyes are now black and his hair is pink.)
Venom: RUUN!! NOW!!
(The griffins run and Dead Bite shoots at Venom, who then dodges. DB shoots more, but Venom spawns a forcefield. When he stops shooting he throws it towards him and flies away. He then grows and grows, still circling the spirit, but then DB shoots him! Venom goes flying. DB flies up and opens a black hole in his chest, which sucks Venom towards it, so he jumps up and scratches DB! But then the spirit starts to choke him. Venom kicks at him and DB throws him! He then summons ground tentacles and throws him up in the air. Venom catches himself mid air and gets out his hammer. He then goes over to DB and bats him away! DB tears off the squished monkey bars from the ground and tries to hit Venom, but the wolf dodges and dodges. But then he's bonked on the head! DB drags him by his tail, but Venom shoots at his head. He creeps up behind him and THWACK! THWACK!' THWACK!!
Venom then spins around and around, hitting DB in the process. DB then grabs Venom and throws him! He is thrown towards the parking lot. Hisani comes out as Venom sees the ice cream truck. He runs over to it, shakes the workers out and eats the truck. He runs over to DB, who's trying to find the cats, and bonks him on the head! DB turns around, he gets up ontop of the school and opens his black hole chest to try and suck up the hammer, but then he shoots ice cream in the hole! DB gets a brain freeze and walks over to the swingset. He tears off the swings and whips the swings at Venom.
Meanwhile... Devi is in the sky, riding on an overgrown monster can. She then sees DB whipping the shit out of Venom and pushes the monster can towards DB. He then bonks him in the head with the monster and drops down, DB then falls down and fades, only leaving Nodle. Venom shrinks back down to his normal size.)
Hisani: You actually did it??
Venom, out of breath: Y-yeah.... I just wanted to scare them away but.... the dog took over again......
Devi: You ok?
(Venom nods no.)
Venom: I need to sit down......
(Venom walks towards tree shade and the two follow him.)
Venom: I'm sorry you have to see me like this.... I'm just.. hot as hell..
Devi: Uhm.. Just sit here for now. We'll figure something out.
(Devi gets smacked across the yard.)
Hisani: DEVI!!
(Hisani looks behind themself and sees Nodle, Hisani bonks them in the head with a backpack and Devi runs over, shooting fire at him. Hisani gets their mask on and turns into a lion, Nodle jumps up with the swings and whips Devi to a tree. Devi turns the ground around her to magma and the chains around her red, which she then uses to whip back at Nodle. Hisani shoots skulls at him and he jumps over. He then summons ground spikes to throw Hisani up, but they grab onto a palm tree and bend it over. Devi gets thrown up too, but she falls down and causes a magma barrier, which then hits the dog! Devi goes at him, punching him, biting him, and throwing him! Nodle then flies up at Hisani, who then throws sand in his eyes and gets off the palm tree, flinging him into the school! Nodle then spawns in a glob of gum, he then zips everywhere, sticking it everywhere and getting the two caught in the process. Devi blows fire at it, melting it and burning it. She gets out and sees Nodle flying over it, so she kicks him down into it! Nodle then sticks it all in with his black hole chest, including Hisani. He then launches Hisani onto a tree! Nodle then summons rocks out of the ground and buries Devi in rocks. Devi then turn the rocks to magma and pops out, spraying Nodle in Magma! Nodle gets water arms and grabs the magma, he smacks her with it! He then grabs her and BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!! Throws her into the ground repeatedly. Hisani then shoots skulls at him. Nodle gets rid of his water arms and turns around. He then opens his chest and out comes a vine whip! Hisani gets whipped across the parking lot and the whip grabs them. They shoot soul fire at it, burning it and everything around them. Nodle whips them up in the air and summons spikes, throwing them again and again and again. He keeps doing this until—
POOM!!
A shadow beam hits him. He looks over and sees Venom. He opens his chest and Venom throws bags of Ice at him, he sucks them in and get brain freeze, he closes his chest. Venom then takes the swing chain and whips him around, Nodle goes flying into a tree and faints, fading away.)
Devi: You ok?
Venom: Yeah,, now I am. Also the fucks up with the monster can?
Devi: I dunno I was bored.. fucked around with Neo's shrink ray. Wanted to see what it was like to ride in on a monster can.
Hisani: What's it like?
Devi: It was fucking awesome!
Venom: Heheh... What if all of us rode on one next time!! (Wags)
Milky: What are we... talking about...
Hisani: We're talking about riding in on a Monster can!
Milky: ....what....
Choccy: Anyways.. (turns to Venom) thank you for.. saving us from the creepy dude
Venom: Oh.. of course!
Milky, to Hisani: Oh and uhhh... making fun of you all the time.
Hisani: It's fine.
Choccy: Actually, we never asked for your name what's ur name?
Venom: Venom
Choccy: Venom.. that's a cool name!
Venom, wagging: Mhm!
Choccy: You have discord?
Venom: Yeah! Yeah you want it?
(Choccy nods and Venom pulls up his Discord. Choccy adds him on Discord as his mom pulls up blasting tobymac.)
Choccy: Oh- my mums here! Uh- We'll see you!
Milky: Bye!
(Venom waves bye as the two get in the car. The mom looks around at the mess from the fight.)
Mom: Damn what's all this mess for???
Choccy: A fight broke out.
Mom: Oh my gosh, are you kids ok???? I hope that.... Wolf.... Didn't hurt you!
Choccy: He didn't. He actually helped us if anything..
Mom: R-right... let's get you kids back home!
(The car drives away.)
Venom: Heh,, I guess we should leave now too huh?
Hisani: I would yeah.
(Venom nods and gets on all fours and grows. Hisani gets on Venom.)
Venom: Dev, you don't mind us staying at your place for a bit do ya?
Devi, getting on: No! You can come over
Venom: Good! Good
(Venom flies away from the scene.)