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M: Hey, I have an announcement for you all
S: What is it boss?
K: Is there something urgent?
M: No, its nothing like that
K💸: What is it then?
M: I hired someone new
S: Who is it boss?
M: Their name is Uotani Mei, and she will be working as Kokonoi's new assistant
K💸: Why me boss? All she'll do is just be a waste of money. You could've gave her to Sanzu or one of the Haitanis
M: That's the reason why. She's good with numbers and you know we need someone like you and her in our gang
?: Hello to all members of Bonten
S: Nobody asked you to talk bestie
R-1: Can you all shut up for once im trying to sleep here
R-2: brother boss is online yk
T👴: who the fuck set my nickname
S: It was me brother 🤪
M: I'm going to sleep @Uotani you and the others can go get to know each other
Bye《Manjiro has went offline》
《R-1 and R-2 have went offline》M👴: Sanzu you better fucking fix this shit back to normal or I'll fucking kill you
S: shut the fuck up mocchi
U: oh wow bonten fighting what a rare sight 👀
T👴: What the hell happened to Uotani already-
U: Haha, k bye everyone I gotta go sleep
S: Bye ig 🗿
T👴: Goodnight
K💸: Have a good sleep girl I have stuff for u to do
K: Bye
《Uotani, Takeomi, Kakucho, Kokonoi, Mochizuki have went offline》
Fin
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YO ITS ME WAKASIMP OR AYA
THX FOR WHOEVER READS THIS PIECE OF SHIT OF A STORY
IM BORED 🗿
BYE
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Boredom | Bonten Chatfic + random shitposts
RandomInspired by my friend @karukutesu 🌚 -when you hire someone and all they do is flood the work groupchat with random things like the pictures they secretly took- also putting in random shitposts bc im bored and writer's block is haunting me