reddie // radiohead au

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abingdon, what a shit town.

well, to me it is.
i didn't even grow up here, and there isn't much to do. i was born in wellingborough in northamptonshire. i was born with a paralysed left eye and i had to have five fucking operations before i managed to reach the age of six. i think it's kinda cool though, i mean i don't fucking blink in one eye, dude! i go to a boys public school in abingdon but im always getting in fights, so i usually stay in the art department.

i have brown eyes, and im like deathly pale. if i ever led on the floor people would probably think i'm dead. my hair is really dark brown and it reaches my ears in but in a fluffy mess of curls n shit. i also have freckles, and a mouth. a big one. i usually get in fights for being gobby but i think my eye adds to it.

i have 2 friends, bill and stanley. bill has ear-length blonde hair and green eyes. i think he's pretty, but not in that way. like a 'i acknowledge his beauty but im not in love with him' way. bill is super cool. he plays guitar and keyboard which i think is awesome. hes really friendly and he thinks we should start a band with this new boy we've been told is joining, we don't even know if he would want to be our mate though.

stanley, is a little less friendly. (but if i said that to his face he would twat me) he is still pretty cool. he wears these gold rimmed glasses and you usually find him with his head buried in a book. i call him noodle because of his dirty blonde hair that sits on his head looks like you have thrown noodles at his head. he likes birds and he plays bass guitar. i think he might have a crush on bill.

i guess that's all you'd need or want to know about my life.

unless your name starts with an e, and ends with ddie then i won't let you know any more.