Bar Chords

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I fucking hate bar chords
Give me finger sores
Turning strings into swords
Throw my guitar through this board
Think ill be locked up in a mental ward
For the thoughts behind this shitty keyboard

Bar chords
Ugly whore
Finger knots
Gunshot
Geetar
Fart jar

"FlAtTen YoUr FiNgEr nOw'"
This geetar is a cow
I'm really thinking how
I can make it go powwow
Capos are for pussies who go meow
Why do some of my beloved songs bow
To fret placement my fingers won't allow

Bar chords
Ugly whore
Finger knots
Gunshot
Geetar
Fart jar

Yeah, I'll spell your name wrong
Because my hands ache too much
To play the fucking song
And callouses are ugly
I could go for some soup
But my hand just fell off
Ouch
My parents are loud
I'm missing all my math homework

Bar chords
Ugly whore
Finger knots
Gunshot
Geetar
Fart jar

Fuckbarchords

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