Dedicated to Katharine and Sonic.
Shrek was in the middle of his monthly shower in shit, when all of a sudden he heard footsteps coming from... his swamp? He stormed outside, naked and covered in shit. "WHO IS THERE?!" He roared, his 15372729 inch schlong dangling from his belly button. He then saw a short man with ugly hair stand up shyly. He had bunny ears on and he blushed intensely. "S-sugoi!" the itsy bitsy spider stuttered. Shrek felt his dong rise, sticking up to a point. Shrek giggled cutely. "It's okay babygirl." Lord Farquaad bounced at a rapid speed. "Cccome to my castle, big smelly daddy!" Shrek grinned, his three rotten teeth shimmering. "I-If you insist." Lord Farquaad flew over to Shrek. "Follow me." Farquaad grabbed Shreks schlong and draghed him as if it was a leash.
