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Bomburfin ((Male, Straight, Has a girlfriend)) was going on his weekly trip to the store, he likes going to the store for one reason, they are ALWAYS packed with ice cold pepperoni pizzas.

Bomburfin had just packed his 3 pizzas in his bag before he heard something, he went over to see what was the fuss about, what he saw made his eyes wide open, a pretty looking guy was shouting at the manager because they were out of pistachios.

Magpie was about the hit the manager out of anger when all of a sudden his hand was stopped, Magpie turning angrily to see who stopped him he was left shocked when he saw the tall ((hot)) guy standing there holding his fist to not hit the manager, Magpie quietly said sorry to the stranger & ran off, Bomburfin got worried that he would lose him so he started going after him to tell him to stop.

Outside of the store, Magpie, who was almost at the urge of a breakdown suddenly got a tap on his shoulder, It was the tall ((hot)) dude that stopped him a few minutes ago from hitting the manager, Bomburfin said:

"Hey, are you okay? Whats the matter?"

To which Magpie answered almost at tears:

"They had no Pistachios.."...

Bomburfin thought for a second, not being able to say another word when Magpie added:

"you dont get how much i love pistachios, I'd suck off a homeless person for them!"

Bomburfin chuckled & remembered that he has a few pistashios in his pocket he said:

"i have a few pistachios in my pocket if you want some?",

Magpie ((whiping his tears off)) replies:

"id LOVE some".

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