BATTLE OF THE ICONS 6

It's been 10 whole years since everything happened. On October 30th, 2018, two men make a huge mistake. Frank and Allen are two friends of Newt. They are the most trouble making friends of hers. Frank is a pro at picking locks, so they sneak into Newt's house one day when she's at work. They find a shelf in her bedroom closet with items from her terrifying past. Carter's vest, Dutch's Gun, Ellen's flame thrower, the Predator's sword that killed Ellen, and Jason's mask.

FRANK: That's what we're looking for. The mask.

ALLEN: You're telling me that we snuck into our friend's house to steal an old hockey mask?

FRANK: Not just any hockey mask, egg head. This is the mask that Jason Voorhees wore. What do you say we give it back to him?

ALLEN: I'm assuming you know where he's buried, and you want to dig him up.

FRANK: Duh.

ALLEN: HELL YEAH! What are we waiting for? Let's go.

Frank and Allen drive to the cemetery and find Jason's grave. Frank puts on thick yellow gloves and a utility belt with a hunting knife and machete. Then they grab their shovels and start digging him up.

ALLEN: Are you going to tell me what the gloves and that gay ass belt is for?

FRANK: First off, fuck you. Second, the gloves are so my hands don't get dirty and third, I'm planning on destroying the corpse.

After a few more minutes of digging, they reach the coffin. Frank uses a crowbar to open it and they see the rotting corpse of Jason Voorhees.

ALLEN: I think I'm going to be sick.

FRANK: Pussy.

Frank walks over to the fence and pulls off a fencepost. Frank walks back over to Jason's body and stabs the fencepost into Jason's chest six times and leaves it sticking out of Jason's chest. Frank and Allen were dumb enough to do this during a thunderstorm so while Frank crawled out of the hole and started taking off his gloves a lightning bolt struck the fencepost electrocuting Jason's body. Suddenly, Jason awakens but they don't realize it. As Jason stands up and pulls out the fencepost Allen takes notice.

FRANK: So, what should I use first? The Knife or machete?

ALLEN: Uh, I think we should get the hell out of here.

FRANK: Why?

ALLEN: TURN AROUND!!!

Frank turns around and see's Jason standing right behind him.

FRANK: HOLY FUCK FUCKING FUCKEDY FUCK!!!

Frank quickly takes of the belt to release the weight so he can run faster leaving Allen who is frozen in fear. Jason puts on the gloves and belt then spots the mask on the ground. He picks up his mask and puts it on. Jason turns to Allen and walks over to him.

ALLEN: Oh shit.

Jason grabs Allen's throat and shoves the fencepost through his mouth and out the back of his head. Jason catches up to Frank and chops off his left arm with the machete. After Frank falls to the ground screaming, Jason slices his machete through Frank's face.

It's Halloween morning and Newt wakes up with a smile. In the past decade Newt has been living a better life. It's the longest she's ever had without anything horrifying happening to her. She's finally happy with her job, house, and most of all her fiancé, Ian. Newt is now a 25-year-old businesswoman. After Newt showers and gets dressed, she walks downstairs to a surprise. Ian bought a pumpkin and carved heart-shaped eyes and an upside-down heart for a nose.

IAN: Happy Halloween.

NEWT: I love it. I was wondering if we were actually going to get a pumpkin this year.