Step one, be a weirdo. How do you expect to be a human grape if you aren't weird?(top tip:if you are mentally retarded it will help). Step two, have a sense of humour. If you aren't funny or have some something about you that's amusing you do not have the potential to be a grape (sorry.) Step three, have the ability to make up songs from random things and not runaway from people who can talk to the dead.
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HOW TO BE A GRAPE
Short StoryA guide on how to be a grape Dedicated to THE grapes:EMMA, CHIARA, CAMILLA AND ME!!!!!! TALL GRAPE SMALL GRAPE REVOLVING GRAPE CHIEF GRAPE GRAPES ASSEMBLE!!!!!
