"Apprentice, I made a fortune for the teacher this morning, I'm afraid that my life will not be long!"
An old man dressed in tattered robes, looking a bit like an expert outside the world, sighed and helpless.
"Master, even if you say that, I won't go down the mountain to steal chickens for you to eat." A simple-dressed, sunny-looking boy said righteously.
"Teacher, Master is about to die. Before you die, you only have one wish, do you actually ignore it?" The
old man looked at the young man with a heart-wrenching look on his face, and his body seemed to be trembling slightly because of anger.
"Master, you started taking your own life ten years ago, and you are still alive and well. Don't worry, with your body, you can definitely live another fifty years!
" Years ago, when the young man first heard the old man's words that he was about to die, he was heartbroken and secretly went down the mountain to touch a chicken. Suspected that it was a return to light, and the next day, Lao Dao touched a chicken again.
Boy, wait! wait! After waiting day after day, the old man's body is getting better day by day.
Then, every once in a while, the old man will "end to end" once, and the honest and simple boy will take it seriously again and again.
Time flies, the boy who has been deceived by the same trick more than ten times has finally learned his lesson and will never be deceived again...
"How did I accept you, such a tired bastard, because I worked so hard to drag you Big! You can't even eat a chicken if you want to."
"Master, you should be a vegetarian at your age! You can live a hundred years by being a vegetarian."
"You bastard, I don't have a good life for a few years, Master, yet you still let me be a vegetarian. The
young man looked at the old man calmly, and said earnestly, "Master, the Buddha said: Eating meat is an immeasurable sin. Master, there are many benefits of being a vegetarian. You are not too young, so be kind and cherish yourself!"
The old man said in a rage, "You bastard, you are not bald as a teacher. We Taoists don't pay attention
to this."
The old man had a dark face, waved his hand and scolded: "Bum bum..." The
young man calmly watched the old man get angry, and after waiting for a while, the old man seemed to have calmed down a little, and said calmly: "Master, don't get excited, you will hurt yourself when you get angry. Ah!" The
old man sighed and said, "It hasn't opened for a few days."
"Now Haiyan Heqing, everyone has gone to the hospital for any health problems. A genius like you will be eliminated by the times..."
The old man glared at the young man and said, "Damn! Your master, I am an expert, how can I allow you to be slandered like this." The
young man said helplessly: "Master, what I said is true, now everyone pays attention to science and opposes feudal superstition. Look at the stalls on the street, and they are caught in the bureau every three days. Master, don’t worry, I will study hard and make progress every day
. Looking at the young man, he said: "You have such a good innate condition, you don't want to inherit the mantle of your master, but you want to be a promising civil servant, you know, how much can our heavenly master earn for a good vote. Money." The
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The Legend of the God Stick Going Down the Mountain
ПриключенияJiang Shaobai grew up with the magic stick master, and learned some skills of catching ghosts from the half-immortal master. After seeing the master being regarded as a liar, Jiang Shaobai deeply felt that the celestial master was exhausted and deci...
