Warren x Shrignold (unironic....)

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(shrignold look like stewie)

Warren thought he could never find someone to love,

Until he found Shrignold.

He was obsessed with Shrignold, everything about him. From his large, beautiful wings, to his caring personality.
'I'm not gay.' He thought to himself, shaking his head. "Oh, what the hell, of course I'm gay." He whispered, looking around to see if anyone was watching. Luckily, no one was. "He's just so...endearing." He blushed, smiling as he thought about the love bug.

Though, his smile soon faded, a wave of negative thoughts washing over him. "But he could never like me. I'm a greasy, disgusting, little rat-eyed worm. I'm not even an eagle..." He buried his red face in his hands. "and I'm pretty sure that he's straight, and homophobic. Even if he was gay, he still couldn't like me." Tears pricked the corners of the worm's-- EAGLE'S eyes.

"I hate this huge crush I have on Shrignold, because I know he won't ever like someone like me...I'm toxic. I don't know how to have friends, why would I know how to have a lover?" Warren wiped his eyes, inhaling slowly had he adjusted his hat.

"Even though he won't like me back, I'll still confess...even if it makes him hate me." He thought for a moment. "Actually, now that I say it out loud, that sounds like a horrible idea. I'll just keep my mouth shut--"

"Warren?"

The eagle quickly whipped around, looking up.

"O-oh, Shrignold!! What a, er, pleasant surprise? Em...what brings you here?" He responded, mentally smacking himself for being such a nervous wreck.

"I just wanted to check in on my best friend, that's all..." The butterfly flew down, facing his friend, looking worried. "Are you alright? It looks like you've been crying. Do you wanna talk about it?" He tilted his head.

"What? I haven't been crying! I just..." He tried to find an excuse, but couldn't think of one. "I...I, um...okay, stop! I have been crying, why would you care though? I'm just some ugly, greasy little worm."

Shrignold shook his head. "No, no. That's not true. You're a beautiful eagle, Warren." "That's not true. I'm not an eagle, I'm an ugly worm that nobody likes. I'm toxic and don't have friends for it...except for you. I don't even know why you would chose to be my friend, I'm not a good person..."

"None of that is true, my friend. None of it. Who taught you this nonsense?" He replied. The worm looked down. "Common sense." He whispered quietly. The other male looked at him with a sad look. "Why are you sad..?" Asked Warren, looking back to his crush. "Because you're sad. Someone like you doesn't deserve to feel this miserable. Now, do tell me...Why were you crying in the first place?"

Warren's face reddened. He turned his head so he wouldn't be looking at Shrignold. "Because I knew you could never like me back." He responded in a low, quiet voice. "Huh?"

"I said, because I knew you could never like me back." He repeated a little louder, still not looking towards the man he had just confessed he feelings to.

"I don't understand...Of course I like you, you're my best friend." "No, not like that...I like you as more than a friend. I have a crush on you, Shrig..."

The butterfly looked a bit shocked. "You like me like that?" The worm nodded slowly. "Yes. I know you don't like me back, but...it's better than keeping it bottled up inside." He looked at the floor, glancing at Shrignold for a second then back to the floor. "I'm sorry if I made it awkward. You know what, maybe I'll just go-"

"No, Warren, I like you like that too." Shrignold looked towards Warren, who was the shocked one now. "You like me like that? But..how?"

His soon to be lover smiled, a pink tint rising up his face. "Because I love you, Warren. Do you...Would you like to be my special one?"

The apparent 'eagle' was speechless. "Wh-wha...When- Wait-- Y-you want me to...to be your s-special one?" Shrignold nodded. "Yes...what do you say?"

He blinked.

"Y-yeah...I'd love to be your boyfriend."

Shrignold laughed, flying up so their faces were leveled. "I love you, Warren." "I-I...love you too, Shrignold." The two leaned in for a soft kiss, their 'lips' meeting for the first time.