Dsaf: Road trip edition

Beach time!!

Writing this in the school library during lunch lol

Also I swear the smut bit is coming soon probably in like twoish chapters? (Don't quote me on that though idk)

Warnings:
- cock mention (no smut yet tho)
- Dave being a creepy ass bitch
- mentions of drowning (don't think I need to put a warning for that but still)
- smoking?

Jack and Dave both fell out of their bed when the RV stopped suddenly.

Finally they were at the beach, like Steven had promised.

They both stood up, as Steven came out of the cockpit.

"Hello, employees, we're at the beach now. Matt, go fetch Ronaldo.."

"Okay."

Matt walked off and into the kitchen, where Ronaldo was.

"Employees- swimsuits are in that-"

He pointed to a drawer.

"So...put them on I guess."

Steven then walked out of the vehicle, leaving the rest of the men to their own devices.

Dave immediately went to grab them, surprisingly there was three variations.

All of them were very cheaply made though. Dave pulled out the two same ones, and handed one to Jack.

"Sportsy let's wear these ones- I'm ganna go find somewhere change.. "

"There's probably those shitty portable toilets, we can go change in those Dave."

"Sounds good to me!"

Jack pulled Dave out of the RV, as he smiled when he noticed his guess was right.

"Heh."

Both men headed into separate ones, Dave finishing way quicker and watching Jack through the cracks.

He was very happy about being able to see Jack's cock.

Eventually, Jack was done aswell as they headed out.

Steven was sitting on a bench, working on paperwork of some sort.

Dave went over to the phone-headed man, putting his grimey hand on his shoulder.

"Phoney! Why're ya workin on paperwork and in a suit still? We're at the beach!"

Calling it a beach was generous. It was more of a sandy side of a large, defeated lake. There was trash in the sand and the water was murky with lots of unknown stuff.

"Well, unlike you Dave, I have a phone for a hecking head, and I'm sure you know, electronics and water don't go well together. Plus, you think Fazbenders would let us completely off the hook?"

"Oh, I guess that makes sense...but cantcha just build a sandcastle for a minute or somethin?"

Steven sighed.

"For hecks sake...Dave, no."

Dave frowned as he grabbed Jack by the shoulder.

"Well me and my Old Sport here are ganna have fun! Unlike you miserable fuck!"

Phoney muttered curses under his breath as Dave continued walking.

By this point, the other three men had already changed.

Matt was doing some weird virgin shit in the water, while Jimbo and Ronaldo were attempting to make a sandcastle.

"So Sportsy, what should we do?"

"I don't know, see who can hold their breath the longest under the water?"

"Hell yeah, Old Sport!"

[ I misspelled Old sport the first time and it autocorrected to Old Society LMAO]

Both men headed into the cold, dirty water, Dave jumping in and bringing Jack down with him.

Once they were both completely soaked, they counted to three on their fingers and went underneath.

Jack won.

"Hah! Toldja I would win, Dave!"

"Well I bet I'm ganna find a way better rock than you!"

"Hmm... alright but mine will be better, Dave."

And off they went, finding rocks at the bottom of the murky, dirty, grimey lake of depths.

Dave found his first, a really sharp and salmon and silver sprinkled rock.

Eventually, Jack found his too, a round and smooth white rock.

Once they had both found their rocks, they headed out of the disgusting, probably vircus infected waters, and over to Steven.

"Phoney! We need to ask you somethin!"

He sighed before looking up from his paperwork sat on the picnic table.

"Yes, what the heck is it?"

"Which one of our rocks is better?"

They both held them up, before Steven looked at them. If he could look annoyed he definitely would.

"Uh, I don't know, the round one?"

Jack cheered at the response, as Steven sighed again, and began working on his work again.

"Hah! I won again!"

Dave groaned before dragging Jack off to the side.

"Okay, how about this Sportsy- whoever can get him to stand up out of anger first wins?"

"Sounds good to me, davey~"

He couldn't help but feel his face flush at the nickname that he had been called.

748 words, sorry that this is short I just wanted to get it out and I basically completely ran out of motivation.

If y'all have any ideas on where they can travel to and any ideas for stuff they can do in between, please do give!