Poinsettia: Hi everyone, I'm back!
Poinsettia: Yeah, I'm talking to you, reading this.
Poinsettia: I'm here to educate you on the rules of life as a badass pranker.
Poinsettia: Rule number one: Always do your best. If you do a sloppy job of pranking, YOU MUST DIE
Poinsettia: Rule number two: Know thine enemy.
Poinsettia: Rule number three: Ketchup is a good subsitute for blood, no matter what Google says.
Poinsettia: And the Golden Rule: MURDER IS OKAY
Moon: WHAT?!
Poinsettia: CUT!
Moon: YOU PSYCHO, YOU-
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A Year in the Lives of the Jade Winglet
FanfictionEvery day for a year I'll be writing a chapter in this book for every day of what I imagine the JW's lives to be like. On holidays I will drop the chapter the day before so I can celebrate!! The JW will play games, sing songs and naturally HAVE GREA...
