Alex the red flag boy

Bitmoji Catfish (1)

My boyfriend alex. (Idek wat our relationship is tbh)
I dated him for five days and now we talking again 🤪🤪🚩🚩🧍🏼‍♀️
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So basically I was adding random ppl on snap quick add and he added me back. He sent me a photo of himself and I was like "oh interesting, bitmoji catfish 😍" and so I sent him a pic of me back and he's like "wanna hang out" and I'm like "sure when" so blah blah blah we make the plans. And this dude giving off like creepy serial killer vibes so I invite my friend Emily so he doesn't like murder me or smth. Or if I got murdered hopefully she would get away. (JSIXHAZHAHSAH) Anyways we meet up and all three of us start playing basketball and we all fail miserably. After basketball we go to like the other side of the park which is the actual park park and not just the basketball courts (you get it JSJDAH) and me and Emily go on the TIRE SWING. So she's sitting on the tire swing and I'm standing on top of it pushing both of us. I almost fall (slay 😍) so I get off and I slow Emily down. When it slows down her leg gets STUCK and she FALLS OFF OF THE TIRE SWING 😭😭. WE WERE DYING OML IT WAS SO FUNNY. SHE WAS LIKE "I'm okay 👁👁 IM FINE 🫠" I DIDNT EVEN HELP HER (I feel so bad sorry emislay) I LITERALLY JUST WATCHED LIKE 🧍🏼‍♀️"you good👁👁?". (BWDJABSJA) Okay so after the three of us are done fucking around while little five year olds watched us we walked around the park a little bit. Then Alex leads us to this tree and he just randomly starts climbing it. And me and Emily are just watching him like (Emily: 👁👁 Me: 🧍🏼‍♀️) so he finally comes down after like five mins and we're all jumping picking leaves off the trees. (JAJAHSJSHS) Finally after that we decide to climb this fence. That was a bad idea. I FALL off the fence and land on my back. Keep in mind Emily just witnessed me fall while Alex is still jumping the fence. And we both were dying oml IT WAS SO FUNNY WJDHWSHA. After we were done with the fences Emily had to go. So she left. So it was me and Alex... alone 💀. So after Emily left me and Alex just sat on a bench for like 45 min and he's like. "You know I have 3 exes right 👁👁" and I'm just like "oh 😃" and he's like "One only lasted 3 days, this other one was a few months it was really hard to move on, and the third one was Alexis, she apparently dated me as a joke" So I'm just awkwardly sitting there nodding my head because TF AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THAT? and then he's like "I've finally learned to love myself 😍" and I'm like "that's good 🧍🏼‍♀️" and then his mom comes (THANK THE LORD) so he's like "bye 😍" and I'm like "can I meet your mom" (DONT JUDGE I DIDNT WANT TO BE RUDE) and he's like "uh yeah 😰" and we walk up and I'm like "hello I'm cayla nice to meet you" and she's like "ooooooooh Iove the half and half hair" and I'm like "oh thank you" and she's like "do u need a ride 😏" and I'm like "my mom is on her way thank you though" and she's like "okay honey I just wanna make sure your not left here hAhA" and I'm like "yea I get it my moms the same don't worry" and she's finally like "well goodbye hOneY it was nice meeting you 👁👁" (BTW IM JUST OUTSIDE OF RHE CAR TALKING THROUGH THE PASSENGER WINDOW WHILE ALEX IS SITTING THERE) so after that We say our goodbyes blah blah blah and I go and sit on the bench waiting for my mom. So she comes and she's like "omg I missed Alex's mom 😰" and I'm like "it's fine" so I get in the car and she's like "👁👁 did u kiss him 😡🤨😏" and I'm like "NO WAT" and she's like "okay 🤨 I don't want you getting HERPES 😍" AND IM LIKE "OMG U ALWAYS ASSUME THE WORST" so I finally get home and Alex is like "I had a rlly good time 🥺👉👈" Im like "yeah me too" and that was it. AND THE SAME DAY HE ASKS ME TO BE HIS GF AND HE USED A SHITTY PICKUP LINE "since a negative and a negative equals a positive... wanna be positive with me?" LIKE IDK WAT TO DO SO MY DUMBASS IS LIKE "sure 🫶" LIKE OML AND IM JUST TEXTING EMILY ALL OF THIS WHILE ALSO TRYING TO TEXT ALEX MY RESPONSE BECAUSE I DIDNT KNOW WAT TO DO. ANYWAYS THATS IT. was a very interesting day 😭.

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That day was very interesting