The Self-loathing Admiral

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"Hachiman, there is a bit of ice cream near your lips," A female with waist-long black hair that spills over her shoulder that got 2 red ribbons attached, an ahoge that lays flat in the middle of her head, wearing a white bikini, says while pointing to her own lip before biting her own ice cream.

A male with neck-length spiky black hair and an ahoge in the middle of his head, wearing short green trousers, blinks before using his free hand to try and wipe it, "Did I get it?"

The female sighs before lightly glaring at him with her piercing blue eyes, "Good grief, you can't even handle such a simple matter... Let me get it." She uses her thumb to wipe the ice cream bit before bringing her thumb to her mouth.

Hachiman's cheeks turn slightly red, "I would have gotten it on my next try."

"Hmm? Why are you blushing? Or, maybe..." She leans closer to him, "Are you remembering what we did last night?"

He flicks a finger at her forehead, prompting her to move away from him while rubbing the red spot, "Settle down ice queen. You almost sucked me dry last night."

"Ow. You didn't have to flick me."

"I would prefer not to flip your switch."

"What do you mean by that?"

"You know exactly what I mean."

They banter as they walk around the beach while eating their ice cream. The female blinks before looking behind him, "Hachiman? Do you see that?" She points, prompting him to turn around.

Hachiman widens his eyes as he sees the sky slowly darkening with the water becoming erratic and making waves that slowly become bigger. He sees a big wave engulfing a few people that were unfortunately too late to get back to land.

"We need to go now." Hachiman turns around then grabs her hand before running away from the beach.

"HUMANS! REJOICE, FOR YOU SHALL BECOME THE SERVANT OF THE SIRENS! LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS AND PREPARE YOURSELF TO BE BRANDED!" A booming feminine voice echoes out, shattering every glass nearby and rupturing a few eardrums. The voice causes the female to flinch and accidentally trip on a rock, though luckily Hachiman manages to catch her before she could fall.

He looks back, only to blink as he sees a very pale female with long white hair, wearing a skimpy white outfit and a weird black machine that emits yellow light at her back.

"Come on Yukino." He turns back and slings her arm around his shoulder, prompting her to grit her teeth at the pain.

"I sprained an ankle."

"Hang in there, we'll take shelter in that building." He gestures to the building in front of him with his head.

Yukino glances back before shoving him away, prompting him to look at her with wide eyes. She opens her mouth, as if to say something... Before a yellow beam engulfs her.

"YUKINO!" Hachiman, now sporting a light beard and mustache, wearing a simple black tank top and black short pants, yells while bolting up from his bed. He frantically looks around, only seeing a room that he had grown used to seeing... And no Yukino.

He breathes heavily while sweat coats his face, "Fuck... Same nightmare..." He places a hand on his face while looking up, "Yukino..."

He stays in that position until a knock coming from the door interrupts him, "Master, are you alright?"

"Yeah... Yeah, everything is fine Belfast."

"Master, I apologize if I offend you but you do not sound like it. May I come in?"

"NO!" Hachiman shouts, though he flinches at the harshness of his tone.

"...As you wish, Master."

He sighs before clenching his hand, "Damn it... She was just worried about you... I just had to be an asshole to her..." He drops back onto his bed, listlessly staring into the ceiling.

He then turns his head to the right then sees a picture frame on top of a nightstand, "Yukino..." He despondently mutters as he gazes at the picture of him and Yukino having fun at the beach.

"Why did you save me... Yukino."

*AkN*

Tada, the Azur lane and Oregairu crossover that I said I wanted to do. Since I was able to leave cliffhangers for the HI3 fic, I can now force my brain to write other stuff! Yatta! I am not done with making your life hell Hachiman! Granted I won't make it all too bad since I dislike too much suffering but that won't be for a while. Now, this one will be up to a coin flip in regards to Harem or single pairing. Now, another adventure of Hachiman set sails! (AU - should I really keep stating everything is AU for my stuff?)