!SATIRE!

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I get no bitches, absolutely ZERO play! So that's why ima go in these woods and find me a partner, away from my abusive ass parents!
•in the forest•
HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!
"Girl! Shut up yo goofy ass up!" Some tall ass white man said from the back of the woods then he teleported over to you and kidnapped yo goofy ass😍😘

•Let's get to the actual story now lol•

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