Gandoozel:hows your day mister?
Guy:good,good,yours?
Gandoozel:it's diddly-squat
Guy:.................................................

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THINGS GANDOOZEL WOULD SAY
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DIDDLY-SQUAT
Gandoozel:hows your day mister?
Guy:good,good,yours?
Gandoozel:it's diddly-squat
Guy:.................................................