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johns pov


hi as you may know im john.

john Egbert!

and im kind of a dork well if you read homestuck you know that for a fact but any was lets get on with my profile ya i think that's what its called?

well for one thing Im the heir of breath

two i have alot of friends

three i have what called a pogo stick that i use to hit things with.

four trolls yep if your probably know what those "things" are sorry vriska!

OH thats what i forgot...........never say "buckets" around humans or "i told you about those stairs man" too Dave hell lock himself in a room for a while.

oh my friends.....im not going to tell you all of them but well here we go....ps puting my bffs first!


1. virska

2.Roxy

3. Dave

4.rose

5.jade

6.karkat

7.Kanya

8.nepeta

9.feferi

10.aradia

11.sollux

12.terezi

13.gamzee

14.eridan

15.equius

16.dirk

17she my birth mom! XD shh!

18. the mayor

19.my dream bubble

20. OH my badass god tire!

and ya thats all of my friends.


(bye going to find bukets and show them to karkat a tell him its not going to fill its self! XD)




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