Time... Tick Tock

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Time... Seems like we don't get enough of it. Sometimes when your lying awake at night, you realize how much time you waste, doing nonsense. Sometimes you wish you can go back in time, sadly you can't. Time is a bitch, and to think I thought karma was a bitch. Many apologies karma. If you could freeze time and think about what your doing, wouldn't your life be different? But what would be the point if you plan your entire life, and know everything that will be heading your way. Life is full of surprises and no one likes spoilers. Let's say, you advance in time and see yourself getting hit by a truck, go back in time and you stop it, then BAM, life screws you over(like always) and you get cancer, while you were to busy boasting on how you prevented major death by a truck, you didn't see the future, and now you have cancer. Go back in time sir, and change your routine, your cleared of cancer, but you get shot in head, back in time, forward, attacked by fourteen scorpions, back in time, forward, attacked by sharks, back in time, forward, burned alive. Damn bro, maybe you should've taken the truck hit like a man. Now you survived every attack and dodged every obstacle, and your feeling good about yourself, so now your flying on an airplane heading to Tokyo, people start screaming and you soon realize the plane is going down, head first... You reflect on your time travels and the truth unfolds, when you got hit by the truck, the truck slowed before it even hit you, and only minor injuries were caused like, a broken bone... Feeling real stupid right about now buddy, aren't you? Too bad your about to die. Ah time, moves faster when you want it to move slow, and slower when you when you want it to go faster..... Oh look at that, your already dead... But I was only speaking for like a minute... Ain't time a bitch.

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