just to warn u I'm not a quiffing expert, I had to Google this shit. Also this is the work of a females red bull induced self at 11:11 pm. OH WAIT 11:11. ALEX RAMOS, LUKE HEMMINGS, & 70 CATS & TO MEET ALL THE BANDS I LOVE.
I got up at 5:30 am, I had school soon. I grabbed my towel & walked in the bathroom. "UHHH YES, WATER TO GET READY TO QUIFF MY HAIR!" I put the water on hot & stepped in the shower not caring if I had a t-shirt on & sweatpants, all I care about is my quiff. I lathered my clothed body in vanilla smelling body wash, making sure to sniff the puff when I was done, I sung my favorite song, Shower, by Becky G. "DANCING IN THY MIRROR SINGING IN THY SHOWER!" I screamed. "SHUT THY FUCK UP, LUKE." yelled Jack, "YEAH WELL ITS NOT MY FAULT YOUR 46 & HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND." I screamed. Uhh yes my senior year, I've been in school over 20 years! Anyways, I started singing lana del rey, "I FUCKED MY WAY UP TO THE TOP!" my mom bursted in & slapped me & asked if I did fuck my way up to the top.
Once my mom was out, I searched for my texturing shampoo, it was gone. I didn't know what to do, my life was gone! I cried knowing I may never be able to quiff my hair again. I fell to the ground & whined to myself "I spent all my money, on that, that, shampoo & conditioner!", I calmed down & realised that only makes my hair soft! I could still use my hair gel & comb! I quickly jumped out leaving a trail of water behind me running to my room. I ran to my dresser going through my products, "JACK, WHY DID MOM PUT YOUR BUTT CREAM IN HERE!" I yelled. I searched for my hair gel, I had half of a dresser drawer full, where could it have gone! I looked in the mirror flat haired 6:15, 15 minutes...
hope you enjoyed the first chapter many more to come :) & by many more I mean about 3 more
