One day, Hope was just walking around A.aI.R. (Arial anti-Intelligent Region).
As you do, swooping around like a bird on crack and still liking dad even though he was the one that killed them. But, all of a sudden, Hope saw a door. This door was on her right side, the door was rusty and musty. With a crusty handle that looked like a gamer from their parent's basement touched it with Cheetos and McDonalds fingers. There was a rusty iron label on the top center, with dark encrusted words saying "DIMENSION:COLD ENDURING".
Of course, Hope like the smart person, took Donut and her mother into it without knowing or warning.
Her sibling that died from complications (which I will name him "that child"), yeah he also joined and asked "Mommy, whats abortion?"
And her mother never answered that as they transported to that dimension...
45 minutes later:
Hope and her faction landed in Potsdam, nearby the palace, face-first down and wings out.
A Border Troop of the German Democratic Republic (Grenztruppen), saw the felonies right on the floor like a toddler whining at a Walmart. What the hell is this? ask the border Patrol with a confused look. Are these people drunk cosplayers from the other side of the border?
Then Leafy looked up realizing, they ain't in heaven anymore, they are in the middle of some kind of, dystopia? While that child was just confused, first mom didn't answer her question, then they got here about an hour, and now they are stuck with no wings, something that is needed to be abolished from ever being a thing! Donut was the only one who knew about the door paradox, where once you enter, you move back to the living. Which, he thought was egregious. At least they weren't back in the same dimension they were in before, he heard about the fires so he knew that everyone would be pissed off at one of them causing pollution.
"Alright, I see your on the side of the capitalist swine, but now is the time for re-education." The troop said with a smirk and gun prepared to shriek at any moment of escape.
"YES PLEASE PLEASE KILL ME!" said Donut with a plead of returning to the heavenly A.aI.R.
The east german border patrol was dumbfounded, never in his life he would've thought that a cosplaying capitalist would say that, but then realized it couldn't be since the empty mouth of the donut was nudged every time he spoke a word.
This made the german chuckle a bit from confusion. "So, the Americans heard of Chernobyl and tried to copy it with some refining?"
Of course the group's responds was only confusion, and bless the heart, that child asked "Mommy, what is Chernobyl?"
and Leafy just stood their confused, with legs that were rooted to the ground so to not trigger the border patrol.
And then, another border guard came out from Berlin, looking at the mess of three oversized musty objects with hands, legs, and even eyes, what have they stumbled!
"AT THE ORDER OF WHATS RIGHT FOR GERMANY! I ORDER YOU ALL TO HAND IN THE PASSPORTS!" The trooper from Berlin yelled from across five meters away.
And this is where the fun begins.
YOU ARE READING
Fireafy 2:Electric Boogaloo - aka:Fireafy and the East German Shenanigans
Humor"FIREAFY BACC WITH EPOC VORY COOOL SQALE! NOW THEY ARE STUCK IN EAST GERMANY! HOW WILL THEY GET OUT OF THE BERLIN WALL? HOW WILL THEY JOIN GEORGE BUSH IN THE IRAQ WAR? FIND OUT NOW IN THIS EPIC ATORY!" - No one (I think) Its been so long I believe a...