Candycord Oneshots

Ethan x Candido

It was just another normal day for Candido.He was chilling at home enjoying Minecraft with everyone from the Candycord server.It was pretty rare to get everyone on, everyone either has work or just busy you know the usual life stuff Candido himself guilty of this as well.But when everyone finally hops on it's amazing it even makes you forget the struggles of life.Out of everyone there was this one special person that Candido loved when he got on.It was Ethan him and Candido were friends for a while and he always loved hanging out with him it was the most joy he ever felt but if he's being honest with himself his feeling were more than that of just friends it's just he didn't know if he felt this as well.Ethan though had not be on the server today.Sam,Mikey,Xavier and even Speshy of all people were on but not Ethan, Candido didn't know how to feel because usually everyone hops on at the same time it was strange.He was feeling sad but then the noise of when people join a discord call played and Ethan's voice rang.
"Sup guys sorry I was a little busy that's why I couldn't hop on sooner" said Ethan
"No worries at least you hopped on" said Candido happily
"What took you so long" asked Sam
"Well" Ethan sighed sadly
"I'm joining the military"
The call went quiet for a while
"And well who knows how long I'll be gone" Ethan said
"Why" asked Candido
"Well I don't got money for college nor am I smart and you certainly don't make shit with these no college degree required jobs so unless I get lucky doing something online the military is honestly my best bet for money I'm just gonna be an engineer most likely so don't worry about me getting shot" explained Ethan
Everyone stayed quiet but you can hear if you try hard enough a tear drop coming from Candido
"Well since you're leaving us why don't we throw you a goodbye party" said Sam
"My parents are gone for the next month so we can do it at my house" said Xavier
"I'll bring the beers" said Mikey
"Shit I'm down that's sounds great I ain't leaving for another month anyway" said Ethan
While everyone was discussing the plans Candido just sat there staring at his monitor screen thinking and thinking and thinking and thinking
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"What I miss?" asked Speshy returning to his computer
"Where were you" asked Xavier
"I was in the bathroom" said Speshy
"THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!" screamed Everyone
"I'm constipated" said Speshy

Minecraft Chat
Tacosinmybelly: was shot by skeleton
Speshy: L
Speshy: was blown up by creeper
Tacosinmybelly: L
Deathshrimps: L
Speshy: Fuck off

Well today is the day, Ethan's goodbye party was all set. Sam, Xavier, Mikey,Speshy,Lawrence, Candido, and the man of the hour Ethan were all there chilling and having a good time at Xavier's house. They gambled on blackjack, Speshy getting himself into debt cuz he just can stop betting it all, took a dive in Xavier's pool boiling themselves alive cuz Xavier accidentally put the temperature of the pool water over 100 degrees, back inside to chill and play some Mario kart and smash bros while Sing 2 was playing in the back and Ethan was trying so hard not to nut over the wolf or fox or whatever animal it was he saw.The party was great with all the pizza alcohol and Pepsi nitro in the world but although having a lot of fun Candido couldn't help but have that hint of sadness in the back of his head.He really was enjoying himself but knowing Ethan was gonna be gone in a few weeks, it was rough he had to force himself not to cry so many times that day.
But luckily Xavier stopped his train of thought
"Yo so are you guys staying or leaving cuz I don't wanna be responsible if you guys go drive drunk" said Xavier
"I'm good to drive" said Mikey
He stands up to go get his keys but the second he does that he trips and falls to the ground asleep
"Guess that's where he's sleeping" Xavier said
"Imma go I don't think my parents would like me sleeping with a bunch of dudes" said Sam
"You know you could've worded that better" said Lawrence
"Plus your not the only girl here Sam, Speshy basically a female" said Candido
"Prettier one too" said Speshy
"Well bye guys" said Sam
And with that she's gone
"I'm out too bye" said Lawrence
"Imma stay I don't got a license and lotta cops out rn" said Speshy
"Pass the blanket"
Xavier tosses him a blanket
"Night"
With that speshy falls asleep
"Well here's two more blankets I'm tired if your staying grab a blanket if not leave through the back have a goodnight" said Xavier as he goes to his room to sleep
"You staying?" asked Candido
"Yeah too drunk to drive" said Ethan
"Same" responded Candido
Ethan get up and grabs both blankets tossing one to Candido and as Candido is about to stand up and find a place to sleep
"Stay there" says Ethan
Candido does
Ethan sits next to him and leans his head on him
"Mmmm you make a good pillow you know" said Ethan
Candido couldn't even think he was so happening he pinched himself to see if he wasn't dreaming and yes this was real he couldn't believe it this is what he wanted this whole time....
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Well maybe he wanted more
"Hey Candido" said Ethan breaking his train of thought
"Yeah Ethan" said Candido
"Why did you look down today I know it wasn't cuz you kept getting last in Mario Kart" said Ethan
"What do you mea-" he was cut off
"Don't play dumb with me!!!" screamed Ethan
"Bro shut up I'm trying to sleep" said Speshy as he went back to sleep
They stayed quiet for a few seconds
"Why?" asked Ethan
"I don't want you to leave that's why" said Candido
"Well yeah nobody wants me to leave even speshy who barely met me doesn't want me to leave" Ethan said
"So why are you taking this the hardest I know we're best friends but still, I'm not gonna be gone forever I'm not going out to war I'm just gonna be an engineer I'm gonna be back so why are you taking this so hard" said Ethan
"Fuck it it's now or never" thought Candido
"It's cause I'm in love with you, you ass"
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"Well say something" Candido said with tears in his eyes
"I'll do something better" Ethan said as he grabbed the back of Candido's head and kissed him on the lips.
Candido couldn't believe it this kiss was the best thing that happened to him since like ever it was truly amazing.The kiss lasted at least a minute it would've gone longer but they need to breath at some point.
"About time you said it" said Ethan
"How long did you know I had feelings for you" questioned Candido
"A long time I'm surprised you never noticed I had a thing for you like for Christ sake Candy I'm joining the fucking marine corp" said Ethan
"Candy?" said Candido
"You don't like it?" questioned Ethan
"I love it" said Candido
They continued to kiss passionately and with so much force until Ethan reached for Candido's pants.
"No stop" asked Candido
"Why?" said Ethan
"Speshy and Mikey are asleep right next to us we can't"  said Candido
"Bathroom then" suggested Ethan
"And if they wake up" asked Candido
"Fuck it" said Ethan
They both went to the bathroom locking the door and continued kissing.Ethan reaching down to Candido's pants slowly unbuttoning them and pulling them down then his boxers were next.
"You packing lowkey getting me jealous" Ethan said
Ethan wasted no time and started sucking his dick all 11 inches in his mouth and down his throat he loved every second of it he loved the flavor the girth the weight the smell everything he wanted to just suck on it all night.Candido loves this he loves the feeling of Ethan's mouth thoat tongue everything it was amazing.But then
"Ethan I'm gonna-" Candido was cut off as he cums loads into Ethan's mouth, Ethan taking every drop not letting one go to waste
"God it's so sweet you must've been eating a lot of pineapples huh Candy" Ethan said
"Now how about putting it in my ass now huh"
Candido didn't hesitate he just went for it rough and holy shit was it glorious he rammed that into Ethan's asshole rapidly getting faster with each passing second and with their moans getting louder and louder.
"I'm gonna cum Ethan" said Candido
"Jerk me off while you do it, jerk off my little 3 incher Candy" Ethan screamed
"I love you Ethan"
"I love you candy"
"Ahhhhhhhhhh" they both moan
"That was amazing but now I'm tired" said Candido
"Same let's go and sleep" said Ethan
They clean and and put on their pants open the door and then
"About time you guys are done fucking I need to shit move!!!" screamed Speshy
Speshy ran in and locked the bathroom while Candido and Ethan lay next to each other getting ready to sleep
"Night Candy Love you"
"Love you too Ethan"
And with that they fall asleep
THE END

*phone ring* *phone ring* *phone ring*
"Yeah" says Xavier
"Hey Xavier mind bringing me toilet paper your out" said Speshy

If anyone who isn't part of our discord server reading this I'm sorry this was made as a joke for my friends :)