There was once a horse, whose parents didnt want her, so they named her horse bitch. Horse bitch lived in a beautiful town called slayville. Exept slayville wasn't slay at all, nor was it beautiful. I just put Beautiful there because that's how most authors introduce a town. It's actually really ugly. Anyway, our story begins at home with cereal on the table. "Seriously RAISIN BRAN OF ALL CEREALS!?" Horse bitch says in a loud voice basically yelling. "Shut up horse bitch just deal with it, no one likes you" says horse dad while reading the newspaper in his comfy velvet chair. Horse bitch pours the raisin bran into the sink, which cloggs up the drain. But she doesn't give 2 shits and goes on with her day. "Bye dad, bye mom!" horse bitch heads out the door to meet up with her friend, Coca-Cola, before school. Coca-Cola is a frosty white polar bear, with fur as soft as a blanket. But horse bitch and Coca-Cola were both big bitches, they were mean to everyone and didn't care. They are popular now, but in elementary, they were bullied severly. So now they are the bullies. Noone knows their stories though, horse bitch is abused at home with parents who don't care for her. And Coca-Cola was neglected and poor. Life wasn't fair to them, so they make sure life isn't fair for others.
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Horse bitch
Humorin a world of wonder, there is..... horse bitch *this story is meant to be satire but has some heavy themes like abuse, neglect, and bullying.
