It was a cold, moist December afternoon. The 1992 Buick Skylark moved into his favorite parking spot. He and 2012 Buick Verano had a special and saucy plan. It was 2:39PM and 2012 Buick Verano slowly moved into the same parking lot.
"Oh 2012 Buick Verano, you are so attractive today! I see you got special rims for this very occasion, is your exhaust pipe ready?" 1992 Buick Skylark said with a lustful look.
"Oh yes babe I am, I had it widened just for this occasion too!" 2012 Buick Verano said as he licked his nonexistent lips.
Suddenly 1995 Buick Regal came out of nowhere. 1992 Buick Skylark panicked!
"What is going on here 1992 Buick Skylark!" 1995 Buick Regal said in shock
"It's not what it looks like! YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!" 1992 Buick Skylark said as a drip of windshield fluid came running down his hood.
"HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME LIKE THIS?" 1995 Buick Regal screeched before pulling out a shotgun from her trunk.
''NO 1995 BUICK REGAL! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, WE WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING"
"I've heard enough from you two" 1995 Buick Regal said before aiming her shotgun at both of them
