So me i am Nikki a regular 13 year old. I have a best friend Jessica, she has short brown hair unlike me I have long blond hair that I have died the ends purple. (Btw Jessica's nick name is Jess) Jess loves one direction which me on the other hand I like rap music and some pop... But still one direction yeah thy are not the best thing in the world they are like umm dollar store cookies when macklemore is like expensive cookies! But anyways I bought 2 tickets to 1d for her birthday and my worst nightmare happened she asked me to go with her well of course I said yes I couldn't say no so the concert is in 2 days and I am so ready to go have fun with her and watch dollar store cookies sing! Not. Anyways school was ok today I am one of the class clowns because am loud and random! But we did math and work I mean its torture. I kind of have a vocabulary of words I say a lot today's was: waffles, pancakes, unicorns, and mr.direction mr direction is an inside joke of my friend dani. So I came home and watched some tv. Then texted Jess and makayla my other friends I txted this girl I got into a fight with at school I won it was a verbal fight because I can totally was my friend Chelsea taught me how to sas real well I was good now I am master! After my texting I turned on the radio and "little things by one direction was on so I txted Jess and said me: why the hell is one direction on the radio?!?!
Bob ( that's what I call her she calls me Steve): idk!
Me: they ate my dog!
Bob: what the.. What the hell what!!
Me: they. Ate. My. Dog.
Bob: how!!
ME: JK
Then I was done texting and eve thing was ok one direction turned into Katy perry! Yay rainbows! Then my mom came home I ate dinner played planet side 2 and went to bed.
I my friends am a gamer! Suck that womanly dogs! What I can't totally swear yet! Anyways woke up went to school txted watched tv played games and said hello to the hulk/ my bed I named her! My bed is a her and her name is hulk! Ok so I woke up and looked at the time 1:30 pm it was a snowy Saturday today was the concert which by the way was in 2 freakin hours I checked my phone 11 new text messages from bob! Oops I quickly got some red colored denom short shorts on and my green and white striped I like my phone shirt it's was near Christmas my birthday was the 30th of December Jess's was November but these were the tickets closest to her birthday so I bought them it was now 2:00 so I texted Jess and said hey b there at 3. I threw my phone on my bed went down stairs ate breakfast which was toaster waffles( I LOVE WAFFLES) went back to my room and brushed my teeth and straightened my long blond hair then it was three so I woke up my 17 year old sister and said drive me to jesses I will by u peanut butter her response was " what the ****** he'll Nikki" so I went down stairs to my mom and asked can u take me to jesses she kindly said yes and off we went we got there at 3:12 And Jess shoved me into her moms cr and said "DRIVE MOTHER" so we got there and some weird dude in a red baseball hat and purple sunglasses said do u two want backstage passes Jess said of course we got back stage passes and went to our seats which was the 2nd row yay me best BFF ever! So I got out my phone and played fruit ninja while the concert went on and when I looked up Niall Jess's favorite was looking at me I waved I went back to my intense game of chopping fruits. The concert ended and Jess took my arm went to the security man and showed him the pass he took us to a room and said they will be in in 15 minutes but in the meantime u can play on the laptop and eat. I said yay ran over to the chocolate fountain and covered a banana then I ate it while Jess was tweeting to her 10 followers on twitter. Well I sat there eating she sat there on her phone well the door burst open and there stood five boys one with a banana on his face because I threw at him I hit harry styles in the head with a banana yay me Jess and I never liked harry! I hit harry because he was standing closest to me!I burst out laughing then grabbed another banana and covered it in chocolate and ate it then sat on the couch with everyone staring at me I said " hi my name is Steve it's nice to meet u" they looked at me like I had just ate a whole pig Jess said " I am Jess can I get a picture they all said yes and they took pictures they came over to me and said " do u want a picture" I snapped my fingers in a "z" formation and said " hell to the no" they gave me a ok weirdo look and went back to Jess how had her head in her phone and me i sat back down and went to twitter and tweeted " just sasses 1d" laughed and put my phone away and watched as one direction stood in front of my best friend awkwardly I stood up and went over and turned on some music from the laptop and started doing the sprinkler then I went to push up position did the worm stood up did gangn am style went to the laptop turned the music down and sat back on the couch earning weird looks from everyone in the room.
The note of the lovely author:
Hi guys this is my first fan fic and I hope u like it comment vote fan do what u gotta do like eat some bacon and waffles thank you baby waffles for reading, love ,
Mama waffle
