Alex gently puts Lucas down on the bed in the nurse's office.
"Geez what happened!" cried Ms. Coochie.
Ms. Coochie is the nurse at Eastbrook high!
"Lucas got into a fight again Ms. Coochie," explained Alex with a weak smile.
"Ohh with that hoe anus?"
"Whose that?" I ask out of curiosity.
"Ohh I mean Mrs. Applebottomjeans" she replies.
Anus is Mrs. Applebottomjeans first name? How basic. I bet she would fit in if she were my age. My name has a deeper meaning, but it's too embarrassing to talk about.
Soon Ms. Coochie finally finishes cleaning and bandaging Lucas' wounds.
Alex pushes Lucas's bangs out of his face. He's such a good friend. I imagine Alex smiling at me and touching my hair. He's so cute and kawaii. Uwu I wanna be his little kitten. Well I would be since I'm so short >_<
"Uh thanks for the help" says Alex as he walks up to me with a smile.
"Um no problema!"
Ugh I hate myself. Why do I have to be so quirky when I could just reply normally. Alex looks at me and chuckles. It's like he can read me like a book!
All of a sudden we hear a groan from across the room. Lucas starts to get up. His intense nature green orbs bolt directly at me.
"You" Lucas smirks.
"Chill Luke she's just trying to help" Alex whimpered defensively.
Alex can be so cute and gentle at times. He really knows how to tame Lucas, who's a real beast.
Lucas's expression relaxes after hearing this.
"I-i should go" I mumble as I run out the room.
Me, in the same room with the 2 hottest guys at Eastbrook?
This day was a roller-coaster!
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My Heart (Satire Story)
HumorWARNING: This story is satire... Connie West is an 18 year old girl that goes to high school just like most kids, except she's different. She never thought she fit in or ever had a chance until she gets in a love triangle with the two hottest guys a...
