Jake (Narrating): It takes a man in everyone to release everything. It holds itself in. This is what really happened, to The Fallen Cards.
- Dorm Room -
Jake: *Wakes up*
Jake: *Yawns*
Jake: *Falls off bed* Ah!
Francis: Jesus Christ, this is the fourth time this week.
Jake: *Stands Up* Well sorry for falling and ruining your beauty sleep at *Points at clock* 8:07 in the morning.
Francis: Oh shit, it's still early?
Jake: -_-
Jake: *Pulls Francis's blanket* Get the hell up...
Francis: *Punches Jake to get the cover back* No one takes the cover of future General Woods!Jake: *Holds stomach*Jeez... Sorry for taking your prized possession.
Francis: Yeah!
Jake: Well get up it's time for school... *Goes to the bathroom*
Hallways at school -
Mike: I'm just saying, Sex is a complement.
Jake: The conversation is about Pudding... How did it become a talk about sex?
Francis: I don't know, I like the talk...
Jake: That's cause you get the girls.
Francis: What do you mean?
Random girl: Hey Francis~
Francis: Hey... ;)
Jake and Mike: ...
Francis: What? We did a quick f**k in the library.
Jake: Never mind...
Classroom -
Jake: *sits down* -_-
Sapphire: What's wrong?
Jake: Mike... -_-
Sapphire: Ah... He was talking about sex again wasn't he...
Jake: Ding Ding Ding...
Mr. Myers: Ok class. Take your seats...
Francis: Is it gym class yet?
Mr.Myers: No Mr. Woods...
Francis: Damn...
Jake: *looks at sapphire*
Jake (Narrating): I had a crush on the girl sitting to the right of me for a long time... but...
Sapphire: *stares at francis*
Jake (Narrating): She likes Francis...
*AFTER CLASS*
GYM -
Mike: So are we not gonna talk about the fact that Francis has the thickest legs in class.
Emily: Your attention was on that the whole time?
Mike: I got a pretty good reputation on those kinds of things...
Emily: Wow you really are an idiot.
Francis: Ha! I got that joke
Mike: Yes, I too use words
Jake: *Has his attention on sapphire*
Sapphire: *Leaving gym class*
Jake: the hell...? *follows*
Francis: Wait! Don't leave me with these idiots! *follows too*
Mike and emily: *Bickering*
Outside -
Sapphire: *presses hand on wall and wall opens up*
Francis: Holy shit... *Whispering*
Jake: SHHHH! Shut the f**k up.
*Sapphire walks in the room and the two boys follow*
Underground -
Francis: Wow... Nice!
Jake: This honestly feels too easy-
*Sack covers their face*
5 Minutes Later
Dark Room -
*Someone takes the sack off*
Jake: The hell! I fixed my hair today!
???: What are y'all doing here?
Francis: Wouldn't you like to know!
???: Yes, that's why I asked...
Francis: Damn they're good!
Sapphire: *walks into the frame from the shadows* Why are y'all here...
Both of them: :0
Francis: HOLY SH-