Y/n x James 😫
Y/n is on the other side of the room watching his bf James Marriott stream.
He's just sitting on a rock hard chair, biting his lip and groaning slightly each time that James made a slightly suggestive move.
Just so you know, A suggestive move to y/n is breathing.
Half an hour goes by, and James slows down. He then stands straight up, bends over and speaks.
"Alright mateyos, you horny little shits love it when I twerk, don't you, sluts?"
His 12 year old fan base all collectively moan, so loud that James and y/n could hear them all from wherever the fuck they were in the world.
This synchronous sound and the sight of that bearded white man busting it down made y/n also moan.
Not caring that James had his stream going still, y/n jumped up and tackled James to the floor, knocking him over and causing him to shout
"pEpPa fUcKiNg pIg~ nyaaa.."Then, y/n gave James third degree burns by looking at him seductively.
James then announced proudly to the camera that he will be releasing his and y/n's sex tape the next day once James has recovered.
So yeah, James turns off his stream, before standing up, running to the kitechen with his tippy toes, bringing back a blunt butter knife and putting it up y/n's asshole.
Okay, so I'm really fucking bored and sweaty so u imagine what happens next u dirty prick.
Next day, James is disabled from having his legs put in holes where they shouldn't have been, and he releases his sex tape to Twitter.com.
Then, he gets banned from Twitter, but it's okay bc y/n was cheating on James with every man at Twitter hq and he got unbanned immediately.
Then, all the little 12 year old stans give him alot of money, so he gets rich and moves to Jaywick.
The end :]
I'm
YOU ARE READING
James Marriott hot imagines
FanfictionI'm making this so James sees it and realises that he's a snack but also looks 40 at the same tIme.