The story of Oikawa Toru.

Oikawa?

Iwaizumi barged into Oikawa's bedroom after being welcomed by his mother. "Oikawa, bro, you gotta- Oikawa?" Iwa began in his usual demanding voice, with his arms behind his head, but he stopped in his tracks when Oikawa || turned the corner tears in his eyes, "s-sorry iwa-chan.... I was just pissing. What's up?..." he muttered, ashamed of his accident. "You're OFF THE TEAM!" Iwaizumi yelled, storming towards Oikawa and kicking off his streaming willy as it flopped on the floor. "No! Iwa-Chan, pookie, pookie dookie bear, you don't have to do this, daddy, please put my pissing willy baxk on!" he whined as the tears began to not only pour out of his eyes, but his ears too.
"Please iwawawa... let me prove myself!!" Oikawa begged.
"But first, please fix my willy... I need it to balance! If I don't have my willy I can't set, I'm sorry you had to find out this way..." "You're failing all your classes you absolute stupid FUCK!" Iwa yelled, as he grabbed the willy off the ground and snorted it. "Ah..~~ good coke!" Oikawa used his chaos magic to throw iwa out the door and he broke down, head in his hands as he picked up his phone with shaking hands. "Hinata" his finger ghosted over the contact and he pressed it. *ring ring ring*.
"FUCK OFF YOU WILLYLESS PRICK!" Hinata yelled and ended the call.
"Why does everyone hate me!!! I only have one more option.. and it's not gonna be pretty. I have to go to... sh-sh-shittyorizawa, maybe ushijima can spare me some willy to. He must have extra! Right?"
Oikawa trotted down the roads barefoot cause he likes to get in touch, with nature gripping the dirt and clenching the grass with his toes with each step.
He's finally going to shiritorizawa? Never thought that would happen...
Suddenly, a spider bit his toe. "YOUCHERS!"😫
He then turned into spiderman
and iron man ( tony stark ) came with a suit. "Save the world without a willy, Toru. You can do it."
The web dispensed from his arsehole and hurled him up the road back towards his house where he bumped into Iwa.
Oikawa grabbed Iwa with his super strength and hurled himself towards the tallest building in the city!
Climbing it with great speed oikawa reached the top holding onto a spire with one hand and Iwa with the other King Kong style
"Are you going to let me return to the team or not Iwa " he asked with a menacing grin on his face. "No. No i'm not!" Iwa screamed as he did a massive poo, causing him to rocket out of Oikawas grasp. He used his poo flying power to get him in the eyes. He exhaled Oikawa's dick and put it up his own bum as he landed delicately. Oikawa's gazed darkened.
"How DARE you put MY penis up YOUR ANUS."
Oikawa did a mighty roar and started galloping full speed towards Iwa.
Iwa tried to shit himself away again but his fibre deficiency said otherwise...
All Iwa could do now was wait for his death.
BUT, OIT OF THE BLUE USHIJIMA APPEARED
"Oikawa."
Toru froze.
"When."
Oikawa became puzzled....
"When?"

"Did I ask"
Oikawa was so offended by this epic burn, his powers flew away and he was now nothingness,
Ushijima grabbed Iwa by the cheeks and they passionately made out. That's until Tendou caught them,
"U-ushi gushi?... but.. I thought you loved me?!?!"
Then, out of the blue
A liquid eyeliner appeared...
"Help me! a girl who needs lip fillers is wetting me with her sweaty lids!"
Oikawa sat on the tip of the eyeliner and started riding it in front of Iwa and Ushi. Tendou had a meltdown and disintegrated into the ground. Oikawa's willy came inside Iwa's ass, and Iwa got pregnant.