That Awkward Moment I Call My Life

Chili's Hunger Games

So I have a few really great friends. The other day I went to one of their dance competitions. (I really hope that last sentence was grammatically correct.) It was really fun although sitting through some of those dances was a 2min 30sec hell. A group of girls is a bit rude toward my best friend, so we labeled them as the "Salty Gang."
Skip ahead a few hours, me and my other friends I was with were starving, we've eaten all the granola bars and 3/4 of the bag of chips. Finally my friend is done with her dances and we drive to Chili's.
At Chili's, we were probably the most ratchet people there. We were very loud. We decided to play the Game of Life while we waited for our food. When ordering came, I was very indecisive and the waiter looked annoyed. He gave this fake laugh when I was in utter panic on what to order.
Anyway, desert came around and this is when me and my friends get really excited. The waiter walks over and we ask for one lava cake. He looks at us in a perplexed manner and says "Do you want two?" We decided on one. I don't know what this waiter guy was trying to hint at but I found his tone rude. Finally, the lava cake arrives. Me and my friends go at it like pigs. I take a huge spoon full of cake and ice cream. My other friends rush at the cake wanting the rest. One of my friends (the dancer) had difficulties using the spoon and asked me for help. I unintentionally ignored her, as I was focused on getting more ice cream. My other friend swoops in with her spoon, and eat all of what the dancer was collecting. The dancer was in utter shock. She then began to eat the crumbs and leftover chocolate.
To other tables, we probably looked like kids who had never eaten in their lives. We were all huddled over the table for the three short lived moments the cake had at our table.
When leaving, we all decided we should get toothpicks, because....why not. One of my friends pointed out that they might be mint flavored since they're wrapped. So we all take like three. (Ratchet, I know) I see the guy by the podium making weird faces at my friend when she says they were mint flavored. In the parking lot, we all decide on the flavors of toothpicks we got. None of them matched so we agreed on the fact that they all had their individual flavor. (Yes, we realized they had no flavor)
Later that night, my friends and I watched the South Park movie. Which was really fun for the 35min we watched it. I sang along to my favorite two songs. One of them had a lot of swears so I think I'm not gonna swear for the rest of the year. We also dressed one of my friend's up with her brother's old Halloween costumes (you can see the result in the picture) We did this because she couldn't find her bra and she was trying to hide herself. When she took off all the costumes she said, "I feel flat now." I don't know why, but I died of laughter.
We then played apples to apples with a Butter's plushie. (Aka one of my best friends) He was too stoned to even realize what he was doing so my friend put cards in for him.
This whole time, me and my friends were eating Firecracker Popsicles. Later, we discussed important issues in our life, not really important, basically just boys and pop culture news. Dear Lord, Kian Lawley is attractive. It was then 2am and we decided to eat a whole other box of Firecracker Popsicles.