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'Better looking bitches than your used to uncle." Joffrey remarked snidely as he looked down at Tyrion laying in the kennels. Tyrion looked up to him with distaste as he brushed himself off. 'Mother was looking for you. We ride for Kings Landing today.' Joffrey told Tyrion, sandor told a dutiful servant behind Joffrey.
'Before you go you will call upon the Lord and Lady Stark and offer them your deepest sympathies' Tyrion told him
'What good are my sympathies?' Joffrey sneered.
'None but it is expected of you, your absences already been noted.' Tyrion told him.
'The boy means nothing to me and I can't stand the wailing of women-' tyrion slapped him across the face.
'One word and I hit you again' Tyrion threatened. Alice's eyes went wide as she peered around to see Tyrion slapping the prince.
'I'm telling mother!' so Tyrion hit him again
'Go. Tell her, but first you will go to lady and lord stark fall upon your knees in front of them and tell them you are very sorry that you are at their service and all your prayers are with them. Do you understand?' Tyrion instructed.
'You can't!' Joffrey cried out and Tyrion slapped him again
'Do you understand?' Joffrey stormed off.
'The prince is going to remember that little lord.' Sandor remarked.
'I hope he does, if he forgets remind him for me.' Tyrion mused. 'Hello gorgeous.' Tyrion smirked up to her.
'I don't know if that was very smart or very stupid Tyrion.' Alice told him. "But I'm grateful either way." Tyrion smiled up at her.
'Listen to her,' Sandor agreed. 'one of these days you are going to lose your head.'
'I am invincible.' Tyrion told them.
"For your sake I hope so, because with your bluntness I worry for you.' Alice told him.
"Oh, Alice, that warms my heart." Tyrion told her.
"I didn't realize before, I always thought it was the ale but meeting you this past moon has been... enlightening." Alice told him kindly.
"Enlightening." Tyrion remarked with a cheeky grin.
"Don't encourage him Alice." Sandor grumbled.
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'A sword for the wall?' Jaime questioned coming up to Jon.
'I already have one.' Jon told him
'Good man have you used it yet?' Jaime questioned looking over jon
'Of course I have.' Jon said.
'At someone I mean...' Jaime smirked. 'it's a strange thing the first time you cut a man.' Jamie told him 'when you realize we are nothing but sacks of meat flesh blood... Let me thank you ahead of time for protecting us from the powers against the wall Wildlings and white walkers and what not.' Jaime mused, 'the great wall could use good men like you protecting it.' Jamie said pulling Jons hand closer before letting him go
'We have guarded the kingdom for 8000 years.' Jon reminded him
'Is it we already?' Jaime questioned 'have you taken your vows then?'
'Soon enough' Jon answered
'Give my regards to the nights watch I'm sure they will be willing to serve such an elite force and if not... It's only for life.' Jamie added walking away
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