Captain sparklez = Chinese water torture

Now let me start this off with I don't HATE captain sparklez as a person. I simply hate that I have a little brother who's every waking thought revolves around him. I guess even the brain dead need a hero. I also don't HATE his fans. I just think anyone who has time to watch a forty year old man play videogames needs a life. And a job. But my biggest thing is, I just don't find him funny. And that's saying something. He just grates on my nerves, and makes me contemplate life choices. Maybe that's why he is popular, the CIA use him as a substitute for water boarding. Maybe it's for people who are into S&M. Or mabye I just don't get life. You tell me.

truly yours,

the misfit