Bunny, Let Us Court You ! (Bts X Jungkook)

THE S*X TALK

LMAO IM HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE

I AIN'T GONNA TAKE UR TIME SO-

ENJOYYYY

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" So you all know why I have gathered you hear right?" 

" No " Suga boredly said, already feeling done with Jin's dramatic ways of presenting something simple
All he got in return was a mild glare from Kim Seokjin, as the older man quickly schooled his face into the perfect-air-hostess-smile

" Well, as we all know, it is time that we have this talk-"

" Are you going to give us the sex talk ?" Taehyung gulped and next to him Jimin shivered simultaneously. 

Jin scowled at being interrupted yet again " What? No! Besides I thought you got that talk back in high school already" 

Taehyung shrugged " The trauma is too much for me to let go so I keep having flashbacks to that time " 

Jimin nodded, agreeing with Taehyung. It is true. Because when his father started talking about it, Jimin panicked so bad that he 'accidently' threw the nearby vase at his father. 
It was totally an accident and not a stupid attempt to get out of the conversation by hospitalizing his father in any way. (But in all seriousness, Jimin thought-still thinks- that his father was too cruel to start that conversation in the middle of the family dinner where all his aunts and uncles were present for grandma's 97th birthday. Besides, that one aunt who kept talking about changing Jimin's diapers was there as well so he wasn't about to let his father ruin his dignity even more than it already was )

Suga, who was quiet the whole time raised an eyebrow " What's so bad about the sex talk? It's normal right? You come ,you sit, you listen, you realize and you put it to practice "

Hobi scrunched his nose " Honestly tho, I'm curious to know what kind  of 'talk' Yoongi had with his father " 

Suga traced his finger slowly around the rim of his coffee cup " Nothing new. same shit different person "

Next to him, Namjoon looked at the glint in Suga's eyes and gulped. He decided to not comment on that for the betterment of the entire human civilization

Flashback to When Yoongi had the 'sex' talk 

A 15 year old Yoongi laid exhausted on his bed after a tiring day at school. His schedule was packed incredibly tight that it was almost impossible to squeeze a break in. 

He vaguely heard the front door to the house being opened softly, more like his father coming home after work. 

But this time, rather than going straight to the showers, Yoongi heard heavy footsteps climbing the staircase and after a few seconds, three knocks were heard on his hard wooden door

After a small 'come in ' from Yoongi, his dad's face popped behind the door as the old man walked nervously to his son's room and plopped down on the desk chair facing Yoongi.

" Son, it is time to tell you " Mr. Min started gravely

Yoongi raised his eyebrow in question " Do you have a second family and you're going to divorce mom and you're asking me to choose between you guys?"