Group Chat: Clay Nathan, Hataraku Shi, Vidiri Vennso, Ibexa Cranelle, Shadow Wilson, Lizabeth Shi
Hataraku:Hi @everyone!
Hataraku: 🤠
Lizabeth: why did u make a group chat?
Hataraku: it's everyone who works w/ us
Shadow: I don't work with y'all
Shadow: I ain't even working yet, I just moved back here
Shadow: 🧍♂️
Lizabeth: I'm assistant manager. I got u
Shadow: wait did I just get a job
Lizabeth: I hired Vidiri, u cant be worse than her
Ibexa: Okay hold on did that emoji have on a cowboy hat
Clay: welcome to the convo
Hataraku: YEA! 🐫
Ibexa: IS THAT A FREAKING CAMEL
Shadow: I love camels :)
Hataraku: Camels are awesome! 🐪 🐪 🐫
Vidiri: That's a black box with an x in it for me.
Lizabeth: Vidiri got a windows phone lmao
Clay: 🤣 😂
> Welcome Cameel Habib Habab. We hope you brought pizza.
Clay: whose this guy
Ibexa: Who's*
Clay: ur mother
Ibexa: your*
Clay: Ibexa if u correct me 1 more time I'm gonna come over there and smash u
Ibexa: 😳
Clay: WAIT
Ibexa: you* one* you* and you forgot a comma after my name
Clay: NO
Ibexa: DOOR'S UNLOCKED CLAY, COME OVER
Clay: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
Ibexa: TOO LATE
Cameel Habib Habab: Hello my friends, my name is Cameel Habib Habab; Cameel as in Camel, Habib Habab as in Corn on the Cob.
Shadow: Who?
Lizabeth: He answers our phone calls"This, uh... this group chat goes on for a while, doesn't it?"
William kept scrolling through the phone.
"Yeah," Clay sighed.
"So what did you need my help with?"
"It, uh... somebody leaked it."
"So?"
"William, it's a group chat."
"...This is true. And it's on Discord so chances are at least one of you was talking to minors..."
"I'm a minor!" Hataraku shouted, as if it were something to be proud of. His big sister Lizabeth told him to shush.
"Clay, I know we're all broke but..." Ibexa was in imp form, specifically so she could sit on Clay's head and eat a donut. "Did we have to go with your brother? I personally know plenty of better lawyers."
William stared at the imp. "Is... is that a Hell joke?"
"No. All lawyers actually go to Hell."
"Clay, I'm not going to help you," William crossed his arms.
"Don't make me do it," Clay threatened.
"You wouldn't dare," William called his bluff. The two stared eachother down for a moment as everyone else left the room, afraid of the battle that would follow.
Suddenly, Clay got on his hands and knees.
"William, PLEASE!" He begged.
"Please what?"
"Please be my lawyer!"
"Why should I?"
"Because you're... ugh, you're the better brother, okay?"
"And?"
"And I don't deserve to be the only one with powers."
"Alright, alright, get up. I'll help you out."
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Ultra Instinct Employee
FantasyClay Nathan is The Ultra Instinct Employee. He's, at this point, saved the world no less than three times. Blessed with unspeakable physical prowess and power, Clay has squared off against demonic overlords, supreme beings older than time... and he'...